He's laughing but deep down he's worried about being replaced.

Not really a TIFU if there were no negative consequences no?

You will both joke about it in future years.

That’s racist

I had my wife accidentally trying to be sexy come up with dick face. What supposed to be a compliment. Didn’t quite work.

Is that some home-grown Indian racism? Because I don't know that word as anything but a dessert.

But did she want to suck on your face? If so, that could make for a lively evening