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switchbreed t1_ja7kx8w wrote

Y'all definitely have a healthy relationship.

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mlhigg1973 t1_ja7l1ub wrote

She supposedly forgot about it, yet happened to have the remote? And randomly started vibrating in a meeting? This story is fiction

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FLTDI t1_ja7l4wy wrote

Forgot she left the plug in but conveniently took the remote?

Didn't notice the plug over night, while getting ready, driving to work, at work?

Either the plug was in on purpose and accidentally got turned on, or this is creative writing.

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wdwalker14 t1_ja7sjz0 wrote

“The smell filled the room” small room or you need to asses your diet bröther. This story reeks of cap

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PlusUltraK t1_ja7so7y wrote

Replying to mlhigg1973 (#2,054,199)

Yeah, I stick things up my ass for fun, and am fine falling asleep with said toy in my ass and waking up an hour or 2 later and using it again. Your butt does not self lubricate and nothing you use as a lubricant will still be there later.

Point being, your body will make you painfully aware that you have a dry item with a flared bottom in Your rectal cavity.

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loodish1 t1_ja7verg wrote

This sounds like something out of a Happy Madison production

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Occurred t1_ja7wt0n wrote

Mate, you literally wrote you're a jobless teen four days ago. No need to make stuff up to come across as more interesting. Stay true to yourself, you're good enough as you are.

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GringoJones t1_ja7xier wrote

Wait, you forgot for a whole day that you had that in place? Y’all need to eat more fibre

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GoblinCat669 t1_ja82ssz wrote

I uhh, you don’t really fart around a butt plug and it certainly wouldn’t be long and loud.

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Chasethemac t1_ja85u4o wrote

No one's forgetting a butt plug overnight. Waking up, using the restroom, getting dressed, driving to work... still unaware.

Just delete this

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sirlafemme t1_ja8ecei wrote

#Cap Breakdown

TLDR of the comments

1.u/Occurred noticed OP is a teen but they have a partner who has a job that includes office meetings?

OP u/scotttt-6969 commented four days ago:

>"yeah i want to but im a teen. a jobless teen to be more precise and i dont have that much . :/"

  1. u/PlusUltraK notes plugs do not remain lubricated overnight and would be uncomfortable and extremely noticeable to the wearer

  2. u/Goblincat669 states It's hard to fart with a plug in your butt. Actually it might be less painful or weird to remove the plug in order to fart normally rather than trying to squeeze air past a 3D object and a taut sphincter

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Shinlos t1_ja8jl82 wrote

What kind of inconsistent bull is this again? Who would believe that?

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jrin1 t1_ja8l2r0 wrote

How in the fuck do you forget about something in your ass

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Chanook17 t1_ja8o95h wrote

Replying to mlhigg1973 (#2,054,199)

Yup. "I heard a strange buzzing sound coming from one of the stalls. I quickly realized that I had accidentally dropped the remote control into the toilet."

What? Now the remote vibrates too? LOL

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Ok_Hall8459 t1_ja8ufgg wrote

I know, I know. Probably shouldn’t have shared this…. But

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zombieblackbird t1_ja9scam wrote

I assure you that leaving anything up there for any extended period of time without re-lubricating will leave you painfully aware that something is chaffing the inside of your butthole.

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HelpMyCatHasGas t1_ja9ykke wrote

Ahh. The ol "I forgot the feeling of a large item up my ass" joke

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