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pm_me_all_ur_pelfies t1_j6zh08c wrote

Send him this

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xscumfucx t1_j6zibds wrote

The amount of tp they insist is sufficient is preposterous.

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pm_me_all_ur_pelfies t1_j6zj3br wrote

Literal poop hands

I insist on 6-8 squares per wipe

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xscumfucx t1_j6zo50g wrote

I don’t count the squares. I just keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ tp for my butt (that’s to be sung to the tune of Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” btw). I’ll know when I have enough.

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Twientje588 t1_j720d63 wrote

6 - 8 squares per wipe?! No check, fold and wipe again? How many tp do you go through per sitting 😂

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SkronkMan t1_j77k47z wrote

6-8/wipe?!?! Do you use 1 ply toilet paper? I use 3 for emergencies and 2 for regular use.

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Jopojussi t1_j728an9 wrote

As someone who spreads cheeks just enough so theres only little bit of poop on the hole 1-2 is plenty enough per wipe.

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D4m089 t1_j729loa wrote

This, spread cheeks as you sit down and it requires very little to clean up 😅

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xscumfucx t1_j72ck7t wrote

I do that but I still require more than 1-2. Wait, are there a lot of people who DON’T spread?! Are they just sitting there shitting with their cheeks stuck together with poo like some sorta sick peanut butter sandwich?!

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Shufflepants t1_j77evyj wrote

And you just know that a dude that does wipe doesn't wash his asshole either.

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