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GunterGearhart t1_jabags0 wrote
Succinctly summed up all our immediate reactions to reading this.
PhantomTroupe-2 t1_jab7d0m wrote
I didn’t read all this but have you tried turning you inner filter on?
[deleted] OP t1_jab7f4q wrote
I didn’t think she could hear me
PhantomTroupe-2 t1_jab81kp wrote
Still!
g0thboicl1que t1_jab6nan wrote
>dating is like basketball
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
[deleted] OP t1_jab7cfx wrote
That’s the joke in our friend group,
winning a championship is = sleeping with a girl
Winning a game = when she agrees to go out with you
3 peat - getting a three someone or 3 girls 3 days in a row
3 pointer = 3 dates in 1 day
Championship player = whoever pulls the most
1st overall pick = the player of the friend group
And so on
link_the_fire_skelly t1_jab9mty wrote
I hope your girl leaves you and finds someone who sees relationships as relationships.
[deleted] OP t1_jabakj9 wrote
Relax she isn’t leaving me
link_the_fire_skelly t1_jabamrg wrote
I hope she does
link_the_fire_skelly t1_jab9h58 wrote
I’m guessing you don’t understand what analogies are.
kalysti t1_jabagc1 wrote
Grow up and take your relationship seriously. She does. Your disrespect for her is terrible.
SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabccgr wrote
Are you 15?
[deleted] OP t1_jabcnn9 wrote
21
SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabcrd4 wrote
Jesus christ
[deleted] OP t1_jabd955 wrote
I’m the Rizz god tho
Empire2k5 t1_jabcc3o wrote
Are you guys 16? The way you and your "group" talk about woman is pretty fucked up and disrespectful.
ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_jab5xe7 wrote
Dumbass