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wilsonw t1_jaiqtaw wrote
We have such ice to show you.
[deleted] t1_jaitxxw wrote
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HardlineMike t1_jaiy3p2 wrote
The camel who sells cigarettes to kids?
MurielHorseflesh t1_jaj2nkc wrote
This is Joe Chill. He kills Batman’s parents.
You’re thinking of Joe Camel. He’s a camel.
Spooky_Cron t1_jaj4y5s wrote
How this show is still happening is utterly beyond me.
mailboxfacehugs t1_jaj9us7 wrote
Still gotta show us what happened to Batman’s parents. We just keep forgetting!
xyzzyzyzzyx t1_jajdc2d wrote
Ready for the crossover
Hibbsan t1_jajhiaw wrote
With most CW shows, especially their superhero ones the first 1-2 seasons are usually quiet good but man i refuse to believe when it comes to Gotham Knights it will be like that. There is just no way.
logicalnoise t1_jajov9o wrote
Nice jump up from his last gig doing VO for an AEW promo for Malakai Black.
bajesus t1_jajtahi wrote
If killing a kids parents turned them into a vigilante, Joe Camel would have have millions of Batmen after him.
whitepangolin t1_jajut6y wrote
You mean "Batman" Beyond you?
...I'll show myself out.
HappyAndProud t1_jajx4kg wrote
I would've been so much happier with another season of Legends of Tomorrow instead. At least that show was fun!
HappyAndProud t1_jajx9ru wrote
Well, Batwoman was their first attempt at Batman without Batman and we all know how that went...
[deleted] t1_jakpw7u wrote
Why so many non-Batman Batman shows going on at the CW? I don't get it. Is there some licensing issue that prevents them from actually using the character?
Edit: lmao not just Batman, wtf is going on with that entire cast? Why make a show focusing on the Batfamily if the only members you're actually allowed to use are Carrie Kelley's Robin and some series-original character as a Damian Wayne stand-in...
NerdyGerdy t1_jakyltf wrote
Batman's parents got murdered by fuckin Pinhead!
HardlineMike t1_jal2of1 wrote
I thought that was Joe Cool.
EDIT: For anyone who doesn't know what I'm referencing, this scene from Harley Quinn.
Abba_Fiskbullar t1_jalbwb4 wrote
WB has a thing about reserving Batman for films. That's how we've had Birds of Prey, Gotham, Pennyworth, The Penguin, and now this steaming pile.
horseren0ir t1_jale6wb wrote
Why? What happened to Batmans parents?
horseren0ir t1_jaledsf wrote
There also birds of prey(2003), Gotham and Pemnyworth
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horseren0ir t1_jalew3q wrote
The Penguin will be an exception because they have movie Batman appearing
MGRaxa t1_jalm3pj wrote
Ok
Premislaus t1_jamcbgm wrote
Wait CW still has shows?
SpiffShientz t1_jamdwq2 wrote
> Too busy arguing about fucking Snoopy.
Tony Hale’s delivery kills me every time
bannock4ever t1_jamsak2 wrote
Great. Another Batman show without Batman.
SoftAd2839 t1_jan0sq2 wrote
In fairness they are using Stephanie Brown, along with Harper and Cullen Row too (they are part of the Batfamily, but only just). I do find it weird they're using Stephanie without Tim Drake though, since she's mainly one of his supporting characters. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out this Turner Hayes character ends up being revealed as Tim. It just seems strange they've created an original character for this show. It looks shit anyway, so it's not like its gonna have a high viewership, but if they had at least made him one of Bruce's already established sons then more people might watch it. It makes me think that Titans is the reason why they had to create an original character. They couldn't have two versions of the same character on different shows.
RunawayReptar94 t1_janixwg wrote
I've got some bad news...
LinuxMatthews t1_janpbz8 wrote
>So were his parents murdered? I'm not quite getting it could show us another THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES!
iammachine07 t1_janvl01 wrote
They went to a special, happy farm where they make buttermilk
Tommah t1_jaoxf0h wrote
IIRC, they died when Krypton exploded.
mailboxfacehugs t1_jaoys64 wrote
And then he ran back in time to save them and changed the timeline
[deleted] t1_jap6868 wrote
Ok, here’s my pitch for the next DC CW show.
It’s called “Guardians of Oa”, but all the Green Lanterns were killed off-screen before the first episode. Instead, we give three kids (one of them is Sinestro’s daughter, but looks nothing like Sinestro) a bright green Yamaha bike.
They cruise around northern Idaho every now and again and fight a guy in a banana yellow ski-mask who calls himself Parallax alongside his henchwoman, Jennifer “Bleez” Braithwaite, a corporate big wig who wears ruby earrings. Villains of the week include Hector Hammond, who is an online game streamer, and the mysterious “Larfleeze”, who is a crazy homeless man with an an orange stick that he spray painted.
They always beat the villain at the end of the episode by saying “beware our power, Green Lantern’s light,” before doing a kinda ok bike trick (we’ll poorly CGI it in post).
I think it’s gonna be a hit with the fanbase.
nachoquest t1_jaq6zi5 wrote
I love this haha
attemptedmonknf t1_jatlyae wrote
I fucking wish
attemptedmonknf t1_jatmazl wrote
Not a DC CW but this reminds me of the mos vespa gang from boba hutt
[deleted] t1_jaunnz2 wrote
>Pennyworth
I still can’t believe they renamed the show The Origin of Batman’s Butler.
Like dang, just come out and say the viewership is low lol
Ktla75 t1_jaz9a8m wrote
And then he kidnapped a native American gal.
Ktla75 t1_jaz9d1m wrote
This show is cheaper.
MulciberTenebras t1_jaipxnh wrote
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"