Submitted by speckz t3_10njxdi in technology
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a22e t1_j69aexw wrote
As someone who is about to turn 40. Fuck.
pwalkz t1_j69cqeu wrote
This is a weird ass title. How could a clone critically endanger a horse using DNA?
lemmy1686 t1_j69f885 wrote
It's perfectly clear that they critically endangered a 42 year old horse right before they cloned it. I mean is it really even cloning if you don't hold it over a pit of spikes or something first?
mark-o-mark t1_j69hmlg wrote
…wait till you turn 60!
NofksgivnabtLIFE t1_j69kgcf wrote
Fucking if we make it.
SanatKumara t1_j69kz2p wrote
The title is fine, it's only ambiguous like that if you think "zoo clones" are a thing.
pwalkz t1_j69mzl8 wrote
Yeah I'm having some fun but it did take a second to unpack
RockItGuyDC t1_j69rpe9 wrote
I turned 40 last year at the same time I made the jump to a better job, and I have more energy and a better outlook on things than I have since I turned 30.
Attack-Cat- t1_j69uyp4 wrote
40 year old dna is only from 1981.
doogle_126 t1_j69xfqz wrote
How do you think they got the DNA?
riskxz t1_j69xi0m wrote
Fucked up looking animal
messem10 t1_j69ybn1 wrote
That’d be 42 years old. It is 2023.
Enhanced_Bulgarian t1_j69zrnz wrote
Harambe will return
WhatsUrPinNumber t1_j6a2b01 wrote
60..... you're officially over the hill.....and on to the next one.
JustARando321 t1_j6a57bt wrote
Darwin rolling in his damn grave
slumette t1_j6a7g08 wrote
Wouldn't the horse last like, a few more years at best? Since it's DNA is already 42 years old, wouldn't it's cells break down super fast? That happened to Dolly the sheep if I'm not mistaken
danknadoflex t1_j6a9h8e wrote
Through critical endangerment
danknadoflex t1_j6a9jpz wrote
Take that back!!
scummy_shower_stall t1_j6ac02a wrote
Did nobody read the article? The original stallion’s sperm was frozen 42 years ago, not that the horse was 42.
InsertBluescreenHere t1_j6ac9u3 wrote
dont you mean under the next one?
ChonkyBoss t1_j6adsex wrote
Fellas, is it gay to dangle your participle?
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megapillowcase t1_j6aiv6r wrote
It didn’t say sperm anywhere? If they used a clone of a 42 year old horse. This one is gonna have a bad time
LOLZatMyLife t1_j6al2yv wrote
Life, uh, finds a way
VariationMountain273 t1_j6am0la wrote
Have you seen the absolutely beautiful depictions of this kind of animal in the Chauvet caves? From 30k years ago.
umidontremember t1_j6aqje2 wrote
Not frozen sperm. A stallions DNA was frozen 42 years ago. Sperm would have half the chromosomes, this horse would not be a clone, and the stallion that had its DNA frozen 42 years ago would be its father, providing only half of the DNA.
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MOOSExDREWL t1_j6auhlq wrote
It wasn't cloned using sperm, but it doesn't mention the age of the original horse the DNA was collected from, just that it was collected 42 years ago.
> A California zoo has announced the birth of a critically endangered horse, a clone created with DNA preserved for 42 years.
I'm no biologist, but if I had to guess I wouldn't think the age of the original specimen matters much in this case.
Imaginary-Test-9384 t1_j6aw9s3 wrote
I'm pretty sure dolly died of unrelated lung illness, and there is no evidence linking it to the cloning.
anadem t1_j6ax1yf wrote
Hold on there, I'm about to turn 80 and I'm not planning on being underground.
InsertBluescreenHere t1_j6b0g3y wrote
Ahh the ol sprinkle me on the hill approach :p
SunkenQueen t1_j6b29lh wrote
Darwin wouldn't be rolling in his grave.
The amount of extinctions and endangerment humans beings have caused directly and indirectly. Darwin would support this wholeheartedly
super_aardvark t1_j6b2qdl wrote
Well I sure hope they were punished for that, and learned their lesson. Nobody should critically endanger a horse. How did the clones get their hands on 42-year-old DNA, anyway?
Ok_Pizza9836 t1_j6b4e6p wrote
Cool but have we learned nothing from Jurassic park
nickster182 t1_j6b4rt0 wrote
The Smithsonian zoo here in DC has some of these guys and they are fucking cool. The enclosure gets you pretty damn close to them too!
If any one ever gets the chance to go to the Smithsonian zoo in DC you should. Amazing experience every time I go.
naenae8 t1_j6b6bw7 wrote
And how did a zoo clone anything, did lions learn to pipette?
I_might_be_weasel t1_j6b8wiv wrote
Pay your IT well.
jules2689 t1_j6b9drr wrote
My understanding is very high level here, but cloning originally meant that the cloned animal would have a shortened life span. If the original animal was to live to 60, and was 30 when cloned - the cloned animal would only live for about 30 years. This hasn't held true for all clones though, and was theorized to be caused by shortened telomeres in the clones
This link explains it https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-cloning/myths-about-cloning#Myth6
slumette t1_j6b9sp2 wrote
But did the original sheep die of a similar thing? I swear there was a scientific article that suggested since genetically when she was born she was already 6 years old, since that's how old the original Dolly was. So her living another 6 years was kinda like she already made it to 12? Cloning is still super confusing lmaooo
saturncruizin t1_j6bai8g wrote
Can’t be soon enough. My dicks getting cold hangin out
JudasWasJesus t1_j6bars1 wrote
Bring back the dodo, I wanna taste it.
ultimate_spaghetti t1_j6bbbk6 wrote
Can we clone dinosaurs yet
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rhinosaur- t1_j6bisnc wrote
TIL zoos are into cloning
rhinosaur- t1_j6biv6h wrote
I’m about 26 days from this disgusting milestone
quantumfucker t1_j6bjfq1 wrote
I thought I was edgy and jaded and politically cool at 15. Then I turned 25 and felt I was too idealistic and turned away from the world to focus on the few things in life I could control. Now I’m nearing 35 and it feels like you don’t really control anything, and everything good comes to an end. I hope cynicism operates on a horseshoe theory and by 70 I’ve somehow become enlightened.
OGStreetCartoonist t1_j6bkbg0 wrote
You could be referring to something with the telomeres. I think the original cloning method used to clone dolly could run into an issue since they were replicating dna from a somatic cell. I dont think using gametes would run into this issue. Someone correct me if im mistaken.
FrankieCutlets t1_j6blawm wrote
This is exactly how I read it the first time too
aoechamp t1_j6bst8c wrote
By 70, if you’ve managed to gain enough wealth and power, you can fuck over the younger generations.
MaserGT t1_j6bt9ht wrote
So 42 really is the answer to the ultimate question of life.
Firm_Masterpiece_343 t1_j6bvnyp wrote
42 or 42 million, no difference.
tomatoesrfun t1_j6bvt0k wrote
My most recent devastating loss was my favourite hand pulled noodle restaurant suddenly closed! I was bitterly reminded that everything good comes to an end.
Phelpsy2519 t1_j6bx7zp wrote
Lol not far off. A common thing with cloned animals is they experience ‘oldness’ quicker. They get arthritis, frail bones etc. Depends how the cloning was done but if it was somatic cell nuclear transfer, it’s because of the ‘dna donor’s’ epigenetic tags. So the cloned animal will have some epigenetic tags of someone who has lived a life.
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AnonymousDavid t1_j6c53dk wrote
And you think they haven’t cloned a human by now..
NabbyChabby t1_j6c5662 wrote
Mine too :( I’m so upset
mermaidsilk t1_j6c5805 wrote
also horses do not live that long, they are like dogs. short life spans for how large they are.
samyoualljaxuhn t1_j6c5kot wrote
Thanks for that cool insight!
FalseTebibyte t1_j6c6rma wrote
"Black Beauty" given how my timeline has aligned.
[deleted] t1_j6c7k4d wrote
Now bring back a T-rex and I'll be actually impressed!
deaf_michael_scott t1_j6c8n28 wrote
Nice. Let's do T-Rex next.
Ok-Ease7090 t1_j6c8vm4 wrote
Great so they saved it for captivity
spiritbx t1_j6c9bud wrote
I mean, it had giant prehistoric lizards, not horses.
Now if was a giant horse, you would have a point.
Shylightspeed_69 t1_j6c9ji0 wrote
Why didn't they do this to other species that are going extinct. Like some rhinos.
Hourslikeminutes47 t1_j6ca4m3 wrote
It goes downhill from there. Trust me
ViraLCyclopes19 t1_j6cayz6 wrote
No, we can breed dinosaurs however.
Ok_Pizza9836 t1_j6cbl6y wrote
It’s more along the lines of tampering with life and unforeseen consequences arising from said tampering
klon3r t1_j6cdqcc wrote
DODO! I WANT a f*cking DODO! 🦤
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IndigenousBastard t1_j6cf5tv wrote
I thought John Hammond had passed away already?
benowillock t1_j6cgk0s wrote
How about a Tasmanian Tiger? 🐅
ShiraCheshire t1_j6cgotc wrote
"This too shall pass." Both the good and the bad.
DadLoCo t1_j6chy8m wrote
Ah, 40…. I remember that.
FinalBat4515 t1_j6ckbgo wrote
I wonder what the first human clone is up to
Funnyduck100 t1_j6cko7n wrote
when are they going to make a clone army
ststaro t1_j6cli4y wrote
I am sure they are trying
ststaro t1_j6cljxc wrote
To help save a species
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ACCount82 t1_j6d1o4b wrote
There are ways to perform an "epigenetic reset" to get a clone without those "premature aging" effects.
unknowingafford t1_j6d31wn wrote
Up you go, best comment here
NoRelationship4258 t1_j6dd7lq wrote
I read a couple articles that said this was being worked on
kneaders t1_j6ddmex wrote
I hope they give it an old timey name.
gangstasadvocate t1_j6dmftq wrote
Just be gangsta and call up the owner if you have the number and bribe whenever the mood for those noodles strikes. Should still be recent enough to do that.
tomatoesrfun t1_j6doier wrote
Unfortunately I don’t speak mandarin!
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erosram t1_j6e3t7q wrote
Hey, I’m 100, and if they’re old, what are you saying about me?
erosram t1_j6e3ypz wrote
CCP just logged your age.
erosram t1_j6e5i4p wrote
When I was 15 I was very sheltered. When I was 25 to 35, I experimented too much. When I was in my forties I stopped judging myself so much and put more focus on what I can control today. In my fifties and sixties I realized that everyone is doing their best and to judge less in general. In my 70s, I stopped watching the world news, and spent time helping the people in my neighborhood. In my 80s and 90s, I stopped trying to fix what I saw with my physical eyes, and only worked on the issues I saw inside of myself. The early hundreds were about chipping away at why I desired the things I do. That was a long time ago, but the next few decades I think I was learning hobbies like the guitar.
erosram t1_j6e662h wrote
Why is this comment funny to me the more I read the responses
InsertBluescreenHere t1_j6epmlb wrote
You know the song by Kansas titled Dust in the Wind?
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SkippyTeddy83 t1_j6fh5ll wrote
5 more days for me.
a22e t1_j6fj99g wrote
The 83 in your username will always be a mystery.
SkippyTeddy83 t1_j6giwsm wrote
Mystery no more. It’s for my favorite Steelers TE, Heath Miller.
a22e t1_j6glqib wrote
Well duh, how could I have missed that?
aSpookyScarySkeleton t1_j6gqxfe wrote
They look so delicious, I just want them to start cloning them so I can eat one
tehmlem t1_j697xzi wrote
That tracks. It's got the same weary, defeated look as someone who recently turned 40