Sounds like I need to go back to not using the internet.

Stabbing you is better for your health.

> “We’re turning brands into first-party data farmers, rather than letting them scavenge around looking for third-party data.”

Sweet, I, for one welcome our new insect overlords new opportunities for data breaches

You can block it?

I think I speak for all of us on the internet when I say I hope Full Throttle's entire staff spends the rest of their lives with burning diarrhea.

No, but I might wish something like that for writers of clickbait headlines like this.