okay the matter is either dark or ultra light make up your mind.

But what if its just wibbly wobbly timey-wimey instead?

"In a lab, these atomic clocks cover a table or several tables, Safronova said, but portable atomic clocks have been developed that can fit into a van. NASA’s Deep Space Atomic Clock is even smaller — about the size of a toaster."

Sharper Image standing behind a pillar rubbing it's hands at the new catalog fodder it's going to be able to offer time enthusiasts.

Probably a side effect of the naming habits of scientists dealing with theoretical ideas. Dark doesn't mean the material is black, just that it doesn't reflect any visible light based on normal human vision. God partical had absolutely nothing to do with an actual God but had to do with how hard it was to find and calling it the God damn partical wasn't allowed. The general public has sensitive ears.

ROFL. Dark matter nonsensists really are getting pretty desperate these days...

[deleted]

This entire headline (and the idea behind it) are just plain silly to the point of ridiculousness. You don't get that?!