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cerialthriller t1_ixidlp6 wrote

The Amazon Driver Never Rings Once coming to theaters near you

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RunnyPlease t1_ixig6bm wrote

The Ring^TM in theaters this Halloween.

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GeneralZaroff1 t1_ixiqqdj wrote

There is a recent episode of American horror stories that’s literally this.

Woman buys a ring doorbell camera that can see ghosts.

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MasterpieceBrave420 t1_ixifwor wrote

If you wrote a move starring an amazon driver protagonist with a heart of gold who saves a city, you could cash the check before the pitch meeting ended.

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TacTurtle t1_ixjwoac wrote

Castaway but it is an Amazon driver in a blizzard in Texas.

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MasterpieceBrave420 t1_ixjwwku wrote

Blizzard, Texas, Organ Transplant. We're half way there.

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TacTurtle t1_ixke3ak wrote

Add in a mostly irrelevant subplot about a strained relationship, ends with him falling for a gal on the a farm that points him in the right direction.

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ichuck1984 t1_ixii08c wrote

Do Not Disturb- the heartwarming story of an overworked and underpaid delivery person who throws tvs over fences and dropkicks packages onto roofs as a way to save time so that the last package gets delivered before the night is over.

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itwasquiteawhileago t1_ixj6ygr wrote

And the inevitable sequel: The Package Punter.

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ichuck1984 t1_ixj7kvl wrote

“In a world where an orphan needs insulin overnighted, one man is willing to run reds and take turns on two wheels to make it happen. Experience the thrills and heartbreaks in Mad Max Beyond Overtime.”

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li_314 t1_ixitu3m wrote

You want to be bothered every time an Amazon driver drops off a package?

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cerialthriller t1_ixjntrw wrote

Not now that I live somewhere better but previously I would have packages taken off my porch before I even got the email that it was here

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