" and just like that, "Snap," a slow tear in the fabric of space/time began. It wasn't much at first, just a little pinhole, but soon it was significant. Later the gap was just large enough, and someone was just smart enough to exploit the gap for financial gain. When the gap became sufficiently great the "World Wide StutterWobble" made it feel like the Acid was just about to come on.

Then all shit hit the fan....

edit; anybody want to help me write this movie treatment?