Submitted by 1r0ut3 t3_yzaa76 in technology
ButterscotchLow8950 t1_iwyz9ru wrote
Bruh, how are we going to travel through time, if we can’t even agree on what time is and how to measure it. 🤣
C’mon Marty, let’s GTF outta here ✌️
hp0 t1_iwz2ar9 wrote
Yep it's really not fair.
I set my watch back 24hr. And the fuckers still won't sell me yesterdays lottery ticket.
ButterscotchLow8950 t1_iwz2rdv wrote
That’s why you gotta go with Grey’s Sports Almanac …… they don’t have to sell you the ticket. You’ve just got the outcomes to all the major sporting events.
i_have_chosen_a_name t1_iwz6zuj wrote
>Bruh, how are we going to travel through time
We are all going to keep travelling through time at one second per second.
anti-torque t1_iwzjbhv wrote
Not when I get my beam-splitter out and start going into superposition.
It's all relative.
i_have_chosen_a_name t1_iwzqwml wrote
I wish I lived in the multiverse where you did not talk back to me with your wise-ass remark.
anti-torque t1_iwzrzkq wrote
I fart in your general direction.
edit: It's much easier, now that I got legs.
i_have_chosen_a_name t1_iwzsqqx wrote
That's an acceptable answer.
TheThirdRnner t1_iwzrmsh wrote
"You don't wanna be around when my laser goes off".
anti-torque t1_iwzs774 wrote
Now you know why scientists added the "super" part.
Poltras t1_ix03pxk wrote
Look at this guy having 0 acceleration.
i_have_chosen_a_name t1_ix05r7r wrote
well yeah the slower you move through space the faster you move through time.
theman1119 t1_ix18yoh wrote
You’re not thinking 4th dimensionally
cybercobra t1_ix2arp1 wrote
Doc, this is heavy.
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