Submitted by Kevin-W t3_yx5wvj in technology
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WexfordHo t1_iwojth6 wrote
“Today it was announced that Elon Musk has tapped Logan Paul to be CEO of Twitter. In response to concerns that Mr. Paul was signally unequipped for the job, Mr. Paul screamed into a microphone and masturbated on a corpse.”
glisteningdinkus t1_iwolmq8 wrote
You made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
KynElwynn t1_iwolrlb wrote
Nah, he’s too busy with his pro-wrestling career
WexfordHo t1_iwolti6 wrote
But not really, right?
…Right?!
KynElwynn t1_iwom04p wrote
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WexfordHo t1_iwomhql wrote
Oh great, the simulation is glitching again.
stinkypinkydinky t1_iwon2s3 wrote
He's actually really fucking good. It's like he's found his calling in pro wrestling. He's great on mic, has natural charisma, and is really athletic.
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young_spiderman710 t1_iwp7s71 wrote
Tbf everyone loves to hate on them, but as someone immersed in the combat sports world I find Jake Paul entertaining and I know a lot of people found Logan to be really good at pro wrestling
Thiezing t1_iwox2jg wrote
Actually, the new CEO will be the winner of a Squid Game competition.
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Mistyslate t1_iwpeflt wrote
Better than Musk.
UsedToBsmart t1_iwohvah wrote
Imagine having so little self respect that this job actually looks like a good opportunity.
lostpawn13 t1_iwp0qch wrote
He’s looking for someone to become the scapegoat to blame this failure on.
Brook030 t1_iwogo6a wrote
I’m a quitter of Twitter.
Mistyslate t1_iwpeeko wrote
He is definitely not fit for the role himself.
MiloGoesToTheFatFarm t1_iwpvkr5 wrote
Translation: I’m bad at this. I just realized how bad I am at this. Maybe I can find someone who isn’t as bad at this as I am.
Le_Puissant_Max t1_iwol4qr wrote
The orange man would certainly love to take on that job...
Temporary-Mirror621 t1_iwoxdei wrote
Elon wasn’t happy enough saving earth from gas and oil and wanted be a rogue celebrity. He was never smart and his dad impregnated his step sister multiple times. Elon is a lonely person who wants daddy’s affection in the form of anti woke hero? Elon you dumb shit ass. Tesla stock holders patience growing thin.
Ok-Ear-1914 t1_iwpgrea wrote
Twitter sucks. Done, done, done,done,done...
DeafHeretic t1_iwqxgka wrote
Good - because he sucks at being the CEO of Twitter
font9a t1_iwxmxmp wrote
I hear Elizabeth Holmes has some management experience
Treacle123 t1_iwog8xq wrote
Can’t be any worse than Musk