Submitted by 4inalfantasy t3_z3eze0 in technology
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unknownpanda121 t1_ixlh0o0 wrote
Hell we don’t even listen to each other.
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MaybeTheDoctor t1_ixolgx8 wrote
Maybe them cats are liberal socialist
bit1101 t1_ixlnv27 wrote
I don't know what you mean. I often piss, poo and eat chowder.
blay12 t1_ixmic22 wrote
After the 37th time in 3 hours that a cat tells us it’s hungry, will we even want to?
breaditbans t1_ixmupn9 wrote
If my dog had a food button that could command me to feed him, he’d be 600 lbs.
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gard3nwitch t1_ixniq4g wrote
I saw a YouTube channel of someone training their cat to press buttons with messages recorded on them (there are a bunch of YouTube channels of people who do this with cats and dogs, with various success), and they had a video montage of their cat pressing the "treat" button all day and night to demand food lol.
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SuperBeetle76 t1_ixptxxf wrote
I was hoping it was this link before I clicked it. Ze Frank rocks.
wrath_of_grunge t1_ixmdfxl wrote
_nitd27_ t1_ixn0a5l wrote
What!?
US_Spiritual t1_ixphyc2 wrote
On the floor...laughing !!
[deleted] t1_ixliktd wrote
There are already soundboards available (with voice samples of the owner) that pets can step on and communicating with their humans. Does work OK with cats it seems, when the pet is smart and willing enough. An AI would be great though - I‘m excited for this tech.
ToothlessGrandma t1_ixlkwae wrote
Do you think one day we'll be able to use this technology and be able to effectively communicate with Republicans to understand what's going on in there?
[deleted] t1_ixlnms0 wrote
Sorry, I‘m an EU citizen and therefore not entitled to participate in such conversation ;) But to calm you: We‘re dealing with exactly that issue here since I can remember. We even got a sayer for that: https://www.redensarten-index.de/mobil/suche.php?suchbegriff=es%2Bkann%2Bnicht%2Bsein%2Bwas%2Bnicht%2Bsein%2Bdarf&bool=relevanz&gawoe=an&sp0=rart_ou
Please translate yourself via google translator - it won‘t let me paste the translated page-link on my phone.
grumpyfrench t1_ixlwj18 wrote
Search result for "it can't be what mustn't be ?
[deleted] t1_ixmhh26 wrote
yes and I guess that every language has got it‘s own version of it. I‘ve just found it a perfect match and definition of that attitude.
wedontlikespaces t1_ixmlwc7 wrote
It happens because some people tie there self worth to an opinion. Especially if that opinion is really stupid.
If someone has been in that they don't like cheese there probably going to be willing to accept that other people liking cheese is normal.
However if you change cheese to "divisive politician here", that goes out the window.
SUPRVLLAN t1_ixmpc5b wrote
Speaking of stupid opinions LOL.
driverofracecars t1_ixms8rq wrote
Not possible to communicate with potato.
reddit_user13 t1_ixlzln6 wrote
God, guns, and grievances.
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Prineak t1_ixluc68 wrote
No that’s an art problem, not a language problem.
Their shrinking communities will cause their language to become increasingly esoteric, and meaning will become more fluid until they all become poets.
yumyumfarts t1_ixlwo8s wrote
Not all animals
fundahl t1_ixp9ekq wrote
That sounds like you have issues communicating, not the other person's fault.
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CertifiedFLGoogan t1_ixltztu wrote
Careful lol. This is a leftist sub. You won't get far.
Orbital666 t1_ixluoly wrote
Progress by definition involves iterating outside of established norms into new directions and ways of thinking. Conservatism is ideologically opposed to progress, so yes, this is a leftist sub. Society is leftist. You want conservative government, go to Iran. They love traditional values.
CertifiedFLGoogan t1_ixluuvn wrote
There we go. Couldn't be more wrong. But I can't blame you for zeroing in and focusing on the crazy. Hell some conservatives do it also with your party. There is always extremes. Not every conservative is how you think. It's sad you feel that way.
Orbital666 t1_ixm20m2 wrote
Again, you’re triggered. No one asked you to engage in this discussion but you were so bothered that you had to say something. Was it worth it? Did we learn anything? Has anything demonstrably changed? Fucking no. I hope you grow from this.
CertifiedFLGoogan t1_ixm2df3 wrote
Dude get a life lol.
Orbital666 t1_ixm2tfg wrote
Says the person so upsetty-spaghetti over my dumb ass opinion. Touch grass.
ProfessorCal_ t1_ixmdf2a wrote
that’s my new favorite term
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PleasantAdvertising t1_ixm0me7 wrote
Reality has a leftist bias. This is not a leftist sub.
Biggzy10 t1_ixlpdd7 wrote
I've seen what you're talking about and it's never been proven that the dogs actually understand sentence structure. The soundboard thing is just basic pavlovian response. The dog knows if it hits a certain button it will get what it wants. It doesn't know the actual function or definition of the word.
[deleted] t1_ixlq3y4 wrote
OK I‘ve seen it with cats but it‘s the same basically. They seem to understand basic things (food, pets)and also things like mom and dad. I‘m in between thinking that it somehow works (bc of expiriences with my own cat & language) and wanting a proof tbh ;)
wedontlikespaces t1_ixmm4e7 wrote
My cat understands how to get me to give her food. She goes and looks sadly at her empty food bowl, and then looks sadly at me. If she could get that food by pressing the easy and convenient "food" button, she would work it out. But that's not the same thing as comprehending language.
snoozieboi t1_ixmtmeo wrote
I seem to have read about that famous woman who spend decades with gorillas(?) and taught them sign language. Some claim it all was her bias towards wanting to understand etc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koko_(gorilla)#Criticism
I've also seen the sound board things with dogs and cats and it's intriguing, especially when a cat apparently realizes it's raining and presses something like "stupid" "weather", but it's not like it's scientifically proved in a controlled environment, of course.
My cat would lead me to where he wanted to go, mostly to open doors so he could patrol his areas inside or outside. He'd also want to play by seemingly starting to look actively for invisible preys before I would present a toy he'd attack. Very easy to read at times, but he never told me about my car's extended warranty.
selectiveyellow t1_ixn3n9m wrote
After Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out, Koko's handlers unironically produced a video of Koko criticizing humanity, just a whole political speech.
Outside of that, I think Koko was pretty good at asking for oranges. Honestly, language is hard and it's difficult to tell a gorilla what they're allowed to do.
snoozieboi t1_ixncg20 wrote
All I remember from a documentary was Koko having fits and just like a kid choosing to just using the word for "poop" over and over, pretty much like my nephews.
wedontlikespaces t1_ixncgwn wrote
Gorillas are interesting because they actually possess the necessary vocal cords for language, but more recent study using the whole Koko thing, have proven they don't possess the corresponding language centre in the brain. It's like they are waiting to evolve.
More accurately the vocal cords evolved much earlier in evolutionary history for some other, unknown, purpose and were "repurposed" later on for speech when we evolved the language centre in the brain, which tends to happen a lot in evolution.
LightRefrac t1_ixnicss wrote
Basically an AI then
gard3nwitch t1_ixnk9fm wrote
I've watched a lot of those videos, and it seems to me that the animals are trying to communicate what they want using the buttons, and seem to understand that there's some message being communicated when they press the button. I doubt they understand sentence structure - it seems more like a toddler's understanding of language at best. Think about a human toddler going "want up!" Or "Dada, juice!". But that's still pretty impressive, I think. I've been thinking about getting some, since one of my cats will stand next to the cart of cat supplies and just yell at me until I figure out by trial and error if he wants catnip, brushies, a toy, etc. If he could press a button to tell me what he wants, that would be better for both of us lol.
scaryjobob t1_ixnkz0g wrote
If I use Google Translate to tell a waiter in France that I want something to eat, I also wouldn't understand the 'definition' of what Google Translate tells them. All I would know is that it might illicit the response that I am hoping for.
I feel like that's a pretty solid definition of how translation works, in general. If the animals are able to associate the different buttons with different outcomes, then I think it would still count as a rudimentary translation system.
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| It doesn't know the actual function or definition of the word.
Just wanted to clarify, the words are for the person to interpret... not the animal. I think the whole experiment makes a lot more sense if you think of it as the animal learning communication, as opposed to learning a language.
fardough t1_ixnir5u wrote
If they are working on dogs first, then I will be sad. My guess their vocabulary is small:
“Hey” “That” “There” “Yes” “No” “Pamper me” “Food”
I think those words would cover everything she tells me.
thefutureeye t1_ixlij7z wrote
"Hello animals!"
Animals run and hide as usual.
"Wait, come back animals! I'm allowed to talk to you by a new AI tech!"
Animals remain hidden.
"Dang animals."
stuartrawson t1_ixlim8p wrote
And only horny animals respond
vernes1978 t1_ixlqjhd wrote
You sound like me!
AND THIS IS MY TURF!
Human gets impaled on antlers
revtim t1_ixmti60 wrote
"This leash demeans us both"
breaditbans t1_ixmv1zh wrote
Quit picking up my poop! Jesus, you’re disgusting.
selectiveyellow t1_ixn498x wrote
I think the poo stare is actually them watching you watch their surroundings. Like if a bear jumped out of your neighbor's garden shed you would probably indicate that Toby should pinch that one and get back home asap.
Fancy-Respect8729 t1_ixlld19 wrote
After years of development we invent a way to communicate with animals, only to find animals simply don't give a fuck about us.
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ryankehl t1_ixmgcq7 wrote
Mark Wahlberg has been doing this for years
w4k t1_ixmr36z wrote
Say hello to your mother for me
j428h t1_ixlkcqe wrote
Eliza Thornberry is about to be real
MpVpRb t1_ixnzuhd wrote
New AI tech makes small, little, tiny, teeny, itty, bitty bit of incremental progress on a really hard problem. Headline writers continue to go for gold in the olympics of exaggeration
Casper_198472 t1_ixlv3v4 wrote
Person says something. AI Tech mistranslates it Weird animal mating ritual starts.
Skobotinay t1_ixmfo0o wrote
This should be a short film.
sturmey t1_ixlrapk wrote
I've always been able to talk to animals, humans too. But whether they understand me is a different question. Also when they talk to me, I haven't really got a clue what they're saying.
you_are_a_dope t1_ixltade wrote
I already talk to my dog all the time
BTworld361 t1_ixmdxwf wrote
only 80+ upvotes I'm surprised such a powerful technology generated little acclaim even from just the title alone. Unless I'm missing something. Talking to animals OMgosh, finally those talking animal movies might make sorta sense now!
selectiveyellow t1_ixn4fg1 wrote
Usually these technologies are bs.
SweetAlyssumm t1_ixn7vdj wrote
Did you ever watch Mr. Ed? It's hilarious. And a very catchy tune I can still hear in my head.
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CultureBubbly6094 t1_ixmfxso wrote
Charlie Kelly had spiders talking to cats years ago thanks to some stupid science bitches, though they couldn’t even make him more smarter.
thingandstuff t1_ixo7ds3 wrote
Yeah, stupid science bitches couldn’t even make he more smarter.
klousGT t1_ixmy9we wrote
But humans have always been able to talk to animals.
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deathjesterdoom t1_ixlwd90 wrote
Wonder how long it'll be until someone tries to convince the chimps that Hitler did nothing wrong. It is the internet after all and this is why we can't have nice things.
heckdditor t1_ixlyax7 wrote
And what are they saying??
Tbone_Trapezius t1_ixmet5u wrote
“Leave us alone”
heckdditor t1_ixmeye9 wrote
haha, let's try to hear plants instead...
UncleNintendo64 t1_ixndw6d wrote
"We all know what you did"
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anonanon1313 t1_ixmbqoi wrote
If they get this to work I'll bet the first application will be for hunters, they already use a variety of calls. On a related note, I've found that making loud hissing noises is goose for get the fuck out of the way. Oddly it works on people too.
I'd love to have a chat with orcas and find out why they're sinking yachts.
selectiveyellow t1_ixn4qt7 wrote
"Because it's funny."
is probably half of why dolphins and orcas do anything
MathCrank t1_ixmgi2f wrote
Is this how we become vegans?
betweentwoblueclouds t1_ixmrcu6 wrote
I talk to my dog all the time, big woop
Geeber_The_Drooler t1_ixmvrld wrote
Great. Most humans incapable of communicating amongst each other - NOW we'll be misinterpreted by critters as well.
KickBassColonyDrop t1_ixmw1k7 wrote
Would be great to talk to my cat. I have rough understanding most of the time. But around dinner time and after dinner time, I don't know if she's saying feed me more or let's play with lasers.
Cliffe_Turkey t1_ixmyh7v wrote
I wonder if this technology can be re-purposed to allow spiders to talk to cats?
I know there was a researcher working on that, but he became quite weary.
JimsonTweed26 t1_ixmzfcs wrote
“So a squirrel told me to fuck off today”
spoonfruit t1_ixn6agn wrote
I have some things I need to talk to my cat and dogs about! lol
BettyTheMale t1_ixnuxtu wrote
Is there some way to measure an animal’s coherent intelligence? Now just how smart they are but how well they intelligently interact with humans, I feel some cats/dogs are very animalistic and some are well like sentient (not literally).
skunksmasher t1_ixnuzj1 wrote
But the animals still don't understand.
cant-say-less-info t1_ixor9jv wrote
Why not start with dogs, cats, chicken and pigs as they are everywhere.
Illustrious-Fault224 t1_ixq259a wrote
Human: hello good bird!
Bird: screw you dude, I’m trying to slide this finch’s dms
Karrus01 t1_ixlm98x wrote
I too have read the Breakthrough series by Michael C Grumley that deals in this very subject.
Fun_Bed9734 t1_ixnb37i wrote
This will finally help answer the question, "is my neighbor's dog racist?"
ofimmsl t1_ixm1626 wrote
Walking through the forest and every animal you greet tells you to "go fuck yourself"
Ryuukeshin t1_ixm39gt wrote
Let's just hope nobody tries to talk to squirrels...
DC_Farmboy t1_ixm60sr wrote
Just don’t listen to the sheep. They’re nothing but liars!
Plane_Crab_8623 t1_ixlgei8 wrote
Yeah but will humans listen to animals?