BrettEskin t1_iy68j9k wrote
Do this in Philly cowards
formerPhillyguy t1_iy6acuv wrote
RIP Hitchbot
Woobie1942 t1_iy6iwjl wrote
Hitchbot was garbage he wasn’t even a fuckin robot he was actually litter and so he got trashed in an alley
cleeder t1_iy716lo wrote
Philly has a lot of getting trashed in alleys.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iy715k0 wrote
User name something something.
Also, Hitchbot nobly demonstrated a fundamental truth about the difference between Canada and the US.
N3UROTOXINsRevenge t1_iy85epv wrote
Canada: make it across country
US: dead within 100 miles of the ocean on the starting side.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iy87wgt wrote
Canadians: "Aww what nice little fella. Let get you where you need to go, eh?"
Americans: "RIP ITS WIRES AND SELL THEM FOR CRACK."
N3UROTOXINsRevenge t1_iy8838z wrote
Hey there buddy! You need a ride, guy?
Vs
How do you like the chili hitchbot? I call it, Scott hitchbot chili.
FriarNurgle t1_iy6i3tk wrote
It deserved it.
Commie_EntSniper t1_iy6x8ys wrote
I think it's a "they"
carolineecouture t1_iy68zb9 wrote
They were from Jersey! We didn't do nothing to Hitchbot!
anung_un_rana t1_iy6em9v wrote
Bullshit it survived NJ.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iy73wo0 wrote
Actually, if that's true, then we should be thankful to Philly for stopping it.
carolineecouture t1_iy86m8v wrote
It was found destroyed on a street in Philly but I thought they found the perps were from New Jersey. Reading articles it doesn't say. If I smeared New Jersey I'm sorry...
TheGreatArseholio t1_iyals6n wrote
It should have paid that protection money to Big Tony.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iy875hf wrote
DAMMIT, AMERICA, HITCHBOT WAS IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND FELL VICTIM TO A GANG WAR.
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