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Vista36 t1_iugfbe9 wrote

Yeah. To be our Friends. Billions to make some Friends for the Population. I believe it.

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johnnycobbler t1_iugfomb wrote

Pay your rent? Friend. Not paid up? Fido is here to clear the area

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rSpinxr t1_iuglz56 wrote

It's not like they're going to attach weapons to them or anything...

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thebusiness7 t1_iugcuvi wrote

They will only become popular once researchers get them to bend over

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9-11GaveMe5G t1_iugnk5o wrote

>They will only become popular once researchers get them to bend over

Are..... Are you saying you want to fuck a robo dog??

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bits_and_bytes t1_iugg17q wrote

Clickbait title, but very interesting article. Essentially, they're teaching quadriped robots to walk using machine learning instead of programming precise movements. They're finding that these quadruped robots are able to adapt to real world environments and learn to traverse appropriately in a fairly short amount of time with a decent success rate.

The title of this article, and the fact that it implies that robotic dogs will replace dogs, as in, you know... Living, breathing, slobbering, unconditional loving, good boys... Is ridiculous... But the research being done in the field of robotics is quite interesting.

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onedoesnotjust t1_iugjo6v wrote

It is very cool and scary. This is the future of war.

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jimbolikescr t1_iuh7gi5 wrote

Well, maybe 🤔. Seems to me, robots, once used, will have made humans obsolete on the battlefield. Humans will not be going to war like now. It won't be possible to compete with the a machine designed to kill you. Then it'll be robots on robots, which is just pointless. We've finally finished war! 🥳

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beef-o-lipso t1_iuhn1pd wrote

Hah. The land still has to be taken and thst means involving people. War is here to stay, sadly. And war without killing is rugby.

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jimbolikescr t1_iuhqemr wrote

They don't want the land. They want the people.

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beef-o-lipso t1_iuhvn3j wrote

Quibble. My point stands.

It would be nice if a sideeffect of robot armies was an end to humans killing humans in war, but that is not likely to happen. The cost is too low.

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mmarollo t1_iuiujec wrote

Lol! You sweet sweet naive soul.

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jimbolikescr t1_iuiwg2i wrote

No, you're just playing a tired old part: doomsday spouting nay-sayer. In order for there to be war, people have to be willing and able to fight one. But most people these days aren't able, due to many societal reasons, to fight a war. If they start using robots to fight humans on a battlefield, you won't be able to dress it up in any way that you would get people to be willing either.

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rSpinxr t1_iugmda1 wrote

The article is quite good, but it surprises me a bit that it's also nothing new.

Boston Dynamics back in 2012 was utilizing machine learning for quadrupedal robots over various terrain.

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ghostgoddess7 t1_iugh7os wrote

No thanks. I have enough “machines” around me already. Don’t we all? Phones, computers, appliances, vehicles, etc.

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Future-Studio-9380 t1_iughwwd wrote

Every day I read the news I grow more and more certain that TK is on to something about the dangers of the technological march onwards even while finding his anarcho-primitivist solutions to be laughable and his violence awful.

I'm far less sanguine than him about solutions. There is no hope. We're careening towards disaster and either civilization will collapse or we'll wipe this planet clean of humanity and maybe most if not all life.

It'll be a bio-engineered plague... or nukes... or nano technology... or heaven knows what.

It is coming. The last people alive, if they wonder about the Fermi Paradox, they'll guess that most technological civilizations kill themselves.

Don't have children, adopt instead.

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9-11GaveMe5G t1_iugnhkp wrote

Turns out we were our own great filter the while time

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n3w4cc01_1nt t1_iugirno wrote

seems like it could be fun till it drops a flaming li-on d cell

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fucayama t1_iugn503 wrote

Title setting a pretty low bar for what qualifies as best friends lol

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cleattjobs t1_iugts5f wrote

Anybody know how these things react around magnets or in water?

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v35486 t1_iuh11i4 wrote

Would’ve been more believable if the article came from barkley.edu

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mmarollo t1_iuiuesd wrote

Go watch the related Black Mirror episode if you want to know what these are really for.

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