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oodelay t1_iu8ocso wrote

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̶I̶f̶ ̶2̶ ̶b̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶l̶a̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶u̶f̶a̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶1̶0̶0̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶T̶e̶s̶l̶a̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶u̶f̶a̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶a̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶.̶

Most people would kill their brother to steal a dime

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AshingKushner OP t1_iu943eo wrote

“Most” is a bit hyperbolic.

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[deleted] t1_iu94tt9 wrote

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Sspawnmoreoverlords t1_iu9lmf4 wrote

C’mon y’all. This is how you wanna spend your weekend?

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oodelay t1_iu9lvon wrote

I wrecked my back at 9AM raking leaves. I wish the sun would just swallow us now before I have to make lunch.

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[deleted] t1_iu9m44y wrote

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oodelay t1_iu9m7z1 wrote

I got weed and I'm golden. Still have to do lunch.

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Sspawnmoreoverlords t1_iu9n985 wrote

Bitchin. Get some little Caesar’s and you’re golden.

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oodelay t1_iu9nv8r wrote

I'll Uber some falafels with a shitload of pickled turnips. Garlic sauce and hummus. Ok now I don't want a supernova.

...until dinner

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