myowngalactus t1_jdztezy wrote
Is this the final death rattle of Twitter? If not what’s next, only people that like and follow Elons tweets are allowed to post?
Redd_October t1_jdzv32m wrote
Twitter Gold Mark: For $50 a month you can Dislike other people's tweets and make them less likely to appear in other's feeds.
Twitter Diamond: For $200 a month you can delete one tweet a day posted by an unverified account.
Twitter Ultimate: For $44 Billion dollars (one time payment) you can be a little manchild bitch who throws a fit when people don't like your tweets as you burn the company to the ground.
mizmoxiev t1_je0gnsh wrote
Twitter Infinity: For -150,000 a year you can be a brilliant Twitter Engineer holding Twitter together by the strings of your amazing skills, while you get Elongated Muskrat's coffee AND the privilege of him taking credit for all your hard work!
(While paying HIM for the privilege of being in his presence)
8ew8135 t1_je586yo wrote
Only Musk will be able to participate in polls soon (to protect the integrity of the vote)
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