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Fusional_Delusional t1_j7tr5qu wrote

Opera is that one business in town your uncle says is a front for the mob that wants you to know they’re still open despite street construction and an apparent lack of customers for the last 20 years.

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VincentNacon t1_j7uai0s wrote

That's oddly specific...

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Fusional_Delusional t1_j7ubygp wrote

It’s a recurring joke in my family that my uncle believes every business he has not personally availed himself of is a front for the mob. By his reasoning all gynecologists offices are mob connected.

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SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j7v5jy4 wrote

He'd love it on reddit. Every business a redditor doesn't use or understand is money laundering.

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No_Royal_4528 t1_j7wqxcp wrote

>By his reasoning all gynecologists offices are mob connected.

Are they not?

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