Submitted by DoremusJessup t3_11dplv1 in technology
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feuerwehrmann t1_jaa5xa3 wrote
Businesses look at IT as a line item like putting tp in the bathroom. Cheap as possible
Postnarcissim t1_jabdt2y wrote
We didn’t “produce revenue” in the NOC, but routinely solved multi million dollar outages before they happened, or after the lack of an IT department at the customer end caused an outage.
It was hard to get a raise, you only got yourself promoted out of it.
But you were the first person they called. I had three screens and 2 laptops and the all of a sudden I’d have 20+ IMs asking about this or that outage while I’m working to solve it.
Everyone wanted personal updates along with the actual updates and expected it right fucking now.
Meanwhile I’ve got Suzy on the line who I’ve asked repeatedly to check if her desktop is even plugged in while I trouble shoot a fiber break and a bad router or NAS who’s disk broke and is now filling up cloud storage.
I will never go back.
LaJolla86 t1_jabjq96 wrote
There was a time I was going to make myself the NOC manager (I wrote and managed all our NOC software and Splunk dashboards). Then I realized it would have been one of the most thankless jobs while still having people to manage; also being the first point of major business contacts for big outages.
I quit shortly after. I had never even had a vacation until that point in 10 years.
Postnarcissim t1_jabk278 wrote
I ran into an old coworker who was now manager of the NOC a couple years back and he offered me my old Tier 3 gig back ( I would’ve failed, been out for 5 years and all certs had lapsed) with a raise and I turned him down so fast it wasn’t funny.
I was the de facto on duty Incident Manager, they wouldn’t allow me to move into that role full time (with a 6 figure raise btw) so yeah. You have to really like abuse or the NOC to deal with it.
I occasionally think to myself maybe I’d like to go back to IT then I realize no matter how bad my life gets, it’s bette than working in IT.
sip487 t1_jachskr wrote
I’ve been working in NOC’s for years but only in telecom and although it’s stress full I fucking love the NOC 4 day work week and everyone leaves you alone if nothing is broken.
mightychobo t1_jacxcum wrote
Bro did we work for the same company? I feel like these stories come from the people who I worked right next too.
Postnarcissim t1_jad38g0 wrote
I think it’s just the same story in all NOCs. Sounds like there’s some unicorns but I’d bet those are few and far between.
HeavensCriedBlood t1_jaa8kbw wrote
If they could buy an entire IT department on craigslist, they would.
chaogomu t1_jaaq3za wrote
Pass IT off to that unpaid intern they conned into working during the summer between college semesters. The business administration major intern.
Or use the CEO's spoiled brat as the head of IT because the kid "knows computers".
MaximumLunchbox t1_jad35h5 wrote
Look, he installed Google Ultron for me, it's what the NSA uses!
panormda t1_jab17l1 wrote
They can! Now with IT As A Service (r) lol
LaJolla86 t1_jaec6hj wrote
Indian Craigslist. Do the needful. Kindly revert.
sonic_butthole_music t1_jabmt0d wrote
That’s part of the issue but it’s also a result of changing tactics. A whole ecosystem of hacker for hire companies have sprung up and among them are initial access brokers. They gain access to a network and often sit for months, slowly expanding access and collecting information to sell to other hackers for them to exploit. A few years ago the average time between an attacker gaining a foothold and exploitation was 5 hours. It’s grown to 9 months today.
BigBadBinky t1_jacpnac wrote
This is new info to me. Maybe we should do a few more backups
pleachchapel t1_jadiy7t wrote
I heard it described this way once: IT is not a value creator, it is a value multiplier. That works in both directions. Shit IT can eliminate the most productive employee's contributions, & the proper wizarding department can automate a ton of hair pulling to let your employees do what they do best.
feuerwehrmann t1_jadkghb wrote
It is a shame how some companies don't consider IT to be an asset. There are a number of places where off the shelf and consultants rule the land and they then wonder why the hell it is difficult to get a simple task done
blorpianblorp t1_jaamv9z wrote
Quite a few businesses treat IT as a thankless entity. Instead of a thank you it's "hey the environment is stable and everyone can work, why do we need to spend money on IT?"
Followed by "why the fuck is there an outage again? What do we even pay IT for?"
Cakeking7878 t1_jab0iyf wrote
“The building is fine, it will never catch on Fire, we don’t need a sprinkler system and we don’t need to pay taxes for a fire department”
“Why the fuck is no one coming to put out the fire??”
Leege13 t1_jab6qv5 wrote
Literally the plot of The Towering Inferno except that the fire department did show up that time.
PromiscuousMNcpl t1_jab0rhj wrote
“Everything is always broken, why do we even pay you guys?”
“Everything is running fine, why do we even pay all you guys?”
9-11GaveMe5G t1_jaayk6q wrote
"tech debt" every company has it, some have so much it could sink them
gramsaran t1_jabirb1 wrote
As an IT employee, it's actually highly common and hilarious at this point.
Deep_Charge_7749 t1_jabl221 wrote
You are correct Source:. I work in IT
AltCtrlShifty t1_jacmbse wrote
I found out my company, years ago, had a public facing web page that executed a MySQL query, on a primary server with no backup, sent in the url string. (?query=xxx)
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Crizbibble t1_jabs4az wrote
IT is so low priority it’s sickening. I left corporate IT a couple years ago to start my own shop but I failed because nobody will pay me enough for the work I do. They try to become your friend and then expect you to do free work for endless hours while paying half or a quarter of your invoice. If you walk in the door you get hit by 20 crying minions begging you to fix everything under the sun and by the time you get to the work you are there for you are burnt out already cause you know it was all for free. I love IT and been building systems since 1977 but it’s one of the worst jobs there is in corporate America. Thankless and you are blamed for everything under the sun plus all the fake friends you make along the way. People suck.
pzerr t1_jact5jd wrote
Agree on the value they assign it. Is too low.
Knowing a couple of incidents first hand, this is going to be a very difficult problem to fix. The biggest issue is that IT is IT's worst enemy. Unlike most departments, management has to fully rely on IT's word that they are following and implementing security policies that are effective. These policies suck for IT personnel though as they make their job much harder. Thus they love to take shortcuts. Attacks come in a few vectors but predominantly they like to hold data for ransom or in this case, may love the Intel they can get. Virus scanners work mainly on known viruses and new viruses can get past them.
So here is an actual true attack I was personally involved in. Large company with very good virus scanning has employee install, unwittingly, a remote access application. Some new virus but it took the employee's approval. Employees need internet access and draconian restrictions result in IT being chastised by said employees. So IT hates being hated and tries to accommodate for multitude of reasons that results in less secure networks. Once remote access is running, bad guys install apps to make virus scanners appear functional but do nothing. Then they install keystroke recorders while scanning the network and just getting a lay off the land. At some point an IT technician is officially at this computer because for 'some reason' it lost access to a shared resource. Oh it just needs elevation. Instead of pulling out their laptop and logging into their secure desk computer few stories up, they decide to use said employees desktop instead to access their computer and update the infected computers credentials. This alone is not dangerous because the infected computers does not have access to backups. But the Keylogger on it has now transmitted the IT personnel access credentials to the bad guys. Later that night when business closed, they use the infected computers to log into the IT technician's computer. From there they install additional keyloggers and review access and any other software they want. Then they they watch this guy as he does upper level maintenance across their network for weeks/months. Maybe they get into a few more computers until bingo, someone maintains a backup that gets keylogged. Ransomware attack encrypts all databases and the backup and demands for two million dollars shows up.
In this particular case, luckily an off-site backup is found but it is a month old. Lots of employees trying to recover by memory some of the lost data. Management angry because IT been telling them they are following best practices. IT angry because they truely could use more money. Regardless, more money won't fix a guy that is too lazy or too overworked or doesn't care or... to start up his secure laptop or real two floors up to insure he is not using elevated services on a compromised system.
ottawawebguy t1_jad6xmf wrote
There is a bit of delusion of knowing about technology which translates into "I'm an expert in technology" while really ignoring the person in the room going "we should pen test"
g2g079 t1_jaa8wxy wrote
The same corporations which just got handed 40,000 hours of Jan 6th footage. Great!
dungone t1_jaaky3x wrote
The same corporation whose internal communications were quoted in the Dominion lawsuit followed by a one word summary by Dominion’s lawyers: “exactly”.
TroubleEntendre t1_jabbkga wrote
What was the summary about?
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NaturalNines t1_jadoke1 wrote
Wow, you people are just absolutely TERRIFIED of the full Jan 6th footage getting out. Kind of absurd, it's just video evidence. What are you so afraid of?
danielravennest t1_jadt6xu wrote
The security cameras show the exit routes and safe rooms used by legislators and staff. If the Capitol was invaded again, the invaders would know where to go, instead of wandering aimlessly.
NaturalNines t1_jadu4yf wrote
That excuse is nothing but circular logic.
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g2g079 t1_jadwy2a wrote
I'm not a fan of security footage deliberately falling in the hands of someone who helped stoke a terrorist attack. Releasing it to Carlson will do nothing but make it easier for them to be successful next time. It's pretty fucked up that a third of Americans support domestic terrorists.
ladz t1_jaab3md wrote
Convenient timing to announce this. Right in the middle of their expensive Dominion lawsuit.
Present-Industry4012 t1_jacso4n wrote
I no right! Hackers must have been in there for years, hiring the hosts setting the schedules and booking guests. How devious!
ud_patter t1_jac5v4u wrote
Ah Newscorp. The same people that hack into people's voicemail for dirt to feed their stories https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/jul/10/news-of-the-world-10-years-since-phone-hacking-scandal-brought-down-tabloid
How the turn tables.
thieh t1_jaa4gi5 wrote
Karma are the hackers.
IndicationHumble7886 t1_jaa5lxi wrote
Cue file drop in 3...2...1
Speculawyer t1_jab0bgz wrote
They found nothing worth stealing. 😂
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Not-another-rando t1_jads3p1 wrote
Or the kompromat was worth sitting on for blackmail
Ok_Champion6840 t1_jaa73c4 wrote
So I guess hackers lied about the election. Or maybe they were so upset they decided to tank the US government and spread election fraud lies.
krustymeathead t1_jaa8l5l wrote
yeah cmon guys january 6th was planted by the hackers
BernieEcclestoned t1_jaaakoq wrote
That 4chan hacker dude?
krustymeathead t1_jaac3g5 wrote
yeah thats him, mr. four chan.
PromiscuousMNcpl t1_jab0wcu wrote
….hack the world?
Thunderhamz t1_jabccxi wrote
Hack Da planet !!
Dave37 t1_jabyq45 wrote
Fox 'News' still features a lot of hacks as hosts on their shows.
gregglewa t1_jaabs4m wrote
Please, please please let it be Anonymous.
johnnyredleg t1_jaavr6o wrote
According to the article, they believe it is a threat actor associated with the Chinese government.
DeepSignature201 t1_jacp50w wrote
So we now know it’s not a “threat actor” associated with the Chinese.
WillBottomForBanana t1_jadm6kg wrote
The chance that chinese hackers were trying to get into the system are >99%.
Who was actually successful, and which of those who were successful are a meaningful problem is easy to obfuscate when you can semi-factually say that chinese hackers were in the system.
DeepSignature201 t1_jadmhji wrote
If right wing nutjobs are saying it, well let’s just say I’m skeptical. Maybe a gay Mr Potatohead did it. Or more likely it never happened at all.
C7H5N3O6 t1_jabjbgs wrote
Pretty sure you can't ex post facto claim "hackers" when you invite Cozy Bear and other Russian state ops units to collaborate with you.
WillBottomForBanana t1_jadlx2a wrote
Pretty sure the did and have.
ImproperJon t1_jaahyx7 wrote
Well I guess the cyber terrorists have all the January 6th videos then, thanks leader Mccarthy
TheZapster t1_jaai4k1 wrote
Oohh so the "hackers" changed the prompts that the "entertainment reporters" (aka Fucker Carlson) read on air and the hackers made them say those things about the insurrection
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anti-torque t1_jactif8 wrote
Acorn did it!
thePsychonautDad t1_jactbfi wrote
Somebody was inside without their consent?
Did they try to relax and enjoy it at least?
And maybe it wouldn't have happened if their server had been dressed properly, instead of having its ports exposed like that...
Well, it was god's will. Thoughts and prayers.
Not-another-rando t1_jads0zm wrote
I thought the corporation had a way to shut it down
danielravennest t1_jadtgc5 wrote
> Somebody was inside without their consent?
They were just tourists exercising their free speech rights.
Stonius123 t1_jaae4fe wrote
What useful information could you even get from the network of disinformation?
blueistheonly1 t1_jaaeub7 wrote
Their internal.communications, for a start
LaJolla86 t1_jaaxiec wrote
AOC fan club.
Buttery Males.
9-11GaveMe5G t1_jaayrk1 wrote
>AOC Foot fan club. >
Small correction
Mental-Aioli3372 t1_jaaoghd wrote
Now we can find out if they're craven, stupid, or craven and stupid
Dawzy t1_jabacgs wrote
You could get the facts and show how it is being manipulated
nadmaximus t1_jabth6m wrote
They still are. But they were for two years, too.
Tosh_20point0 t1_jac4cnh wrote
Good. Couldn't be happier about this
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luna_beam_space t1_jaafaw4 wrote
Feels like a bigger story
Far_Particular_430 t1_jaavw34 wrote
Guess they got what they (didn’t) pay for
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Even-Fix8584 t1_jab4b6y wrote
I mean…. Their parent company. Also owns WSJ.
qwikh1t t1_jabbp99 wrote
I just shake my head.......two years running free on a network......sloppy and I heard it was Chinese threat actors.
Alan_Smithee_ t1_jablo0x wrote
That explains a lot?
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En-papX t1_jac6yig wrote
They made us say the Dominian voting machines were rigged.
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NewPresWhoDis t1_jachrai wrote
They didn't get free protection bending over for Putin?
the-hottest-of-damns t1_jacu5bn wrote
No no no, you got it all wrong. Those are hacks, and they’re the reporters.
jnemesh t1_jadlxky wrote
There is absolutely NOTHING "conservative" about News Corp. They are right-wing extremists.
drbeeper t1_jaabpxv wrote
It was Piers wasn't it?
petepro t1_jabs823 wrote
'conservative' lol
hypercomms2001 t1_jabvtio wrote
Helping Donald trump overthrow a democracy is hardly conservative…
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ConspicuousUsername t1_jaalo9t wrote
Rule 3 of the sub is, "Submissions must use either the articles title and optionally a subtitle."
The title of the article is Conservative News Corp. empire says hackers were inside its network for 2 years
9-11GaveMe5G t1_jaayyf1 wrote
Well then the headline is biased because fox is obviously "fair and balanced"!!!!!1
LaJolla86 t1_jabk5ei wrote
https://www.mass.gov/doc/assigned-data-breach-number-29073-news-corporation/download
Here you go. Actual document.
Spartanfred104 t1_jaa3kr3 wrote
Every story I read about these types of incidents just feeds into large corporations not spending money in IT, every damn time.
Record profits but skeleton tech support, they get what they paid for.