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Masterchiefychief t1_j9asgbx wrote

Reply to comment by sk0omaADDICT in A first-generation iPhone from 2007 sold for $63,356 at auction — more than 100 times its original price by dakiki

That’s 14x longer than I last!

But I reset quickly, it’s kinda my thing.

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TitoPito t1_j9bvz7d wrote

My back hurts just thinking about lasting a whole minute, much less going again in the same night

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[deleted] t1_j9b8wy0 wrote

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Masterchiefychief t1_j9bac4g wrote

I went to Cornell

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Shishamylov t1_j9bprns wrote

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.

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Common-Oil-8080 t1_j9cfby0 wrote

“It’s pronounced ‘Colonel.’ It’s the highest rank in the military.”

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farfacogin t1_j9bn153 wrote

I still have one lying around with no camera

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No-Lunch4249 t1_j9bnov3 wrote

The account I’m replying to is a bot, please downvote

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bascule t1_j9bqk7q wrote

I still have mine, but if I plug it in the screen just briefly flashes every second or so. Ded.

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grjacpulas t1_j9c3h8c wrote

But it launched a whole genre of devices.

Why was it a disaster in hindsight? Generally curious.

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mjduce t1_j9chlgp wrote

Mostly, the scams - Apple was one of the first companies to be caught downgrading their hardware capabilities through software updates, all in an effort to literally force people to buy a new unnecessary product a year later.

Apple is still pulling a-hole moves, like with their chargers.

I boycott the brand personally.

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bellumbg t1_j9emsoh wrote

That's prolly the reason you karma whore 20yo jokes as well

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Masterchiefychief t1_j9eywuh wrote

Are you okay?

What other 20 yr old jokes do I karma hoor?

If youre strapped for karma all you gots to do is ask. I’ll karmo some over.

Also that joke has been around ALOT longer than Leo’s dating record age graph

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