Or better yet, build new banks and convenience stores/gas station combos. As if SGF doesn’t have enough of those. Or strip malls.

So you warm it up beforehand, rubber band some Hot Hands to the bottle, either tape it to your leg or wear baggy pants and be slick about emptying your pockets (nobody is going to pat you down, though they may ask you to turn out your pockets, so taping it to your leg is the way to go), and piss a little in the toilet first if you're that paranoid. No workplace is ordering observed tests, that's the parole system.

You aren't wrong the only 100% way is to take a break more than a month before. But some people have a medical need, and for those people, fake pee is 100% the way to go. Dilution, cleanses, all of that stuff is way more unreliable than sneaking a warmed up bottle of fake pee in.

Hudson hawk

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I’d heard a third hand account from a coworker a couple years ago that the mother, working at the (now closed) stockyards cafe, had gone out back for a smoke and had witnessed some sort cocaine mule operation involving cows to move the product. Supposedly it was a local western store owner. … and a separate rumor that they’re buried in a certain western store sign foundation.

Just say no.

u would be surprised, we have a really good airport for our size of town lol its cheaper to fly out of sl or kc but that a bit of a drive too

I guess it just depends on where you’re going. We mostly travel out west and the prices aren’t too bad to go to CA but always have a layover in Dallas. We’re saving a few hundred dollars a ticket by flying to the PNW via STL. So that was worth it to us. We also don’t live in Springfield so the drive won’t be too bad.

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Boo

Not sure, but it doesn't sound mutual. It won't be the same 💔

Damn. Wonder why?

Walnut street barbershop or you are being taken.

True, true. I’m the last street in Greene County this direction so they’ve got me hooked for taxes.

I stop crying every time I buy a car and my sales tax is a couple grand lower.

Missouri is a constitutional carry state. Buy a small .22 and keep it on you🤷‍♂️ tell your friend, as stated above, to lock their doors and check their windows.

Dellinger’s Barber Shop.
Seriously the best haircut you can get. No gimmicks, no fads, just guys who love to cut hair.

I think he’s only charging like $25 right now.

Just look for sycamore’s. Usually have the best luck around them.

Walnut Street Barbershop, or Cooper’s Clippers.

Under Water street down town next to hotel of terror. Which will be demolished soon so if you want to see it now is the time to explore before it’s gone

Check out UPS. They’ve got benefits for part-time employees. As does Starbucks.

Brentwood Wash & Vac. Still has decently priced touchless automatics, too.

If you’re looking for a south side car wash, Patriot is the best one. Patriot Auto Wash & Self-Service Dog Wash

https://g.co/kgs/hgauQe

Rules have changed. You now can’t check a bag unless you’re there 45 minutes in advance.

Well that sounds frustrating. I think I’m straddling the line in a similar way.