I used to deliver to the residents of the this great town of springfield for Amazon. The only difference between the criminals on the north side is they’re desperate people who usually have ended up on the short end of the stick, while south side you’ll have some grandma walking the neighborhood stealing packages, the difference is the people on north side are usually entangled with our homeless problem given the amount of people homeless walking around kearney. More often than not if I was delivering to the North side I’d probably have a house that left me a snack or a water, on the south side, I’m getting screamed at by grandma Karen for blocking her mailbox cause it was only place to park cause she’s having 20+ relatives over for a Sunday brunch. Fuck the stereotypes, but crime is rampant throughout springfield.