I heard it's secretly an evil cloning lab with advanced technology deep underneath the top level we see. They harvest people's wisdom teeth to create the ultimate clone army. And they will brainwash them in Southern Christian bullarky before releasing them upon the public of Queen City like a second coming of the Holy Crusades, only with way more denim and a frankly disturbing amount of, "Howdy there! Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

>!SARCASM. Obviously. I don't know anything about the place but it does strike me as incredibly unnecessarily sized.!<