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Sk8ordie79 t1_izs7lgq wrote

I dream one day that sucker gets hacked. Someone puts an Only fans chick up there having her little web show... she's teasing her camera while 100 people are sitting at the light or eating chicken across the street.

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socialistpizzaparty t1_izsee5h wrote

But she’s also eating fried chicken, and everyone is just really confused. They think… “wait… Bass Pro does chicken now!?”. So of course, Bass Pro HAS TO do chicken now. Thus begin the Springfield chicken strip wars of 20XX.

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