Submitted by send_me_your_dog_yo t3_ym1yna in springfieldMO
A few days ago I came home to my apartment and when I opened the door there was two dollars that fell out of the crack.
Wtf is this all about?
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Cloud_Disconnected t1_iv1dwyk wrote
They probably fell out of your pocket when you took your keys out to lock the door, then someone saw them and placed them in the door.
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iv1fifr wrote
It was ghosts thanking you for allowing them to stay in your place this Halloween season.
notnotpegbundy t1_iv1mman wrote
Rent money from the mouse that lives in your cupboard.
CoughEKing t1_iv1pf4q wrote
Might as well be asking us who wipes your ass? I know I could make a couple guesses but I have a feeling all my guesses would be wrong for some reason
Edit: I can see this was taken personally by more than just OP haha
oleshorty t1_iv1ukdg wrote
Two dollars. I want my two dollars.
ForWhomTheCheeksClap t1_iv247r8 wrote
If you wanna feel paranoid you can tell yourself someone put them there so that they would know when you returned but we live in a very safe town
robzilla71173 t1_iv25k5u wrote
Was there a kid on a BMX bike around somewhere? You may have been reverse Meyered.
latemadly t1_iv2sovf wrote
Goshdang loch Ness monster!
latemadly t1_iv2sv6k wrote
Or maybe hush money
notnotpegbundy t1_iv2sxaw wrote
Now that’s a thought…
FlyWhiteGuyActual t1_iv3bmwt wrote
Don't see nothing, don't say nothing.
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xm3t wrote
Hey, just read this, calm down, and have a wonderful day
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xqfn wrote
My first thought but I didn’t have any cash on me when I left
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xu1q wrote
Dang, talk about a bonus, I made $2!… wait am I the hooker now?
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CoughEKing t1_iv68piw wrote
Oh my God thank you, that's so beautiful you must be an awesome person
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_ivfpx3j wrote
exclaim_bot t1_ivfpygi wrote
>Thanks!
You're welcome!
gohomechal t1_ivgzuzz wrote
no we dont
SharksForArms t1_ivlbme3 wrote
Lol I was listening to the police scanner during the school shooting scare the other day and there were 3 home invasions reported over the 30-45 minutes I was tuned in. Early afternoon - full daylight. At least one involved a gun.
The people who think Springfield is safe for everyone just haven't been personally assaulted yet.
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iw6f89r wrote
Good bot
WorldFoods t1_iv1d2sl wrote
Tooth fairy?