Submitted by send_me_your_dog_yo t3_ym1yna in springfieldMO
A few days ago I came home to my apartment and when I opened the door there was two dollars that fell out of the crack.
Wtf is this all about?
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latemadly t1_iv2sv6k wrote
Or maybe hush money
FlyWhiteGuyActual t1_iv3bmwt wrote
Don't see nothing, don't say nothing.
notnotpegbundy t1_iv2sxaw wrote
Now that’s a thought…
Cloud_Disconnected t1_iv1dwyk wrote
They probably fell out of your pocket when you took your keys out to lock the door, then someone saw them and placed them in the door.
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xqfn wrote
My first thought but I didn’t have any cash on me when I left
WorldFoods t1_iv1d2sl wrote
Tooth fairy?
Ryanqzqz t1_iv1x55j wrote
Just be glad it wasn't about tree-fiddy.
latemadly t1_iv2sovf wrote
Goshdang loch Ness monster!
Maxwyfe t1_iv1qlb4 wrote
Save that for the paperboy. He really wants that two dollars.
oleshorty t1_iv1ukdg wrote
Two dollars. I want my two dollars.
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iv1fifr wrote
It was ghosts thanking you for allowing them to stay in your place this Halloween season.
tc65681 t1_iv1nzb1 wrote
Depends- what was the last serial number??? If it was an odd or even number……..
robzilla71173 t1_iv25k5u wrote
Was there a kid on a BMX bike around somewhere? You may have been reverse Meyered.
ForWhomTheCheeksClap t1_iv247r8 wrote
If you wanna feel paranoid you can tell yourself someone put them there so that they would know when you returned but we live in a very safe town
gohomechal t1_ivgzuzz wrote
no we dont
SharksForArms t1_ivlbme3 wrote
Lol I was listening to the police scanner during the school shooting scare the other day and there were 3 home invasions reported over the 30-45 minutes I was tuned in. Early afternoon - full daylight. At least one involved a gun.
The people who think Springfield is safe for everyone just haven't been personally assaulted yet.
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send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xu1q wrote
Dang, talk about a bonus, I made $2!… wait am I the hooker now?
[deleted] t1_iv56gcp wrote
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CoughEKing t1_iv1pf4q wrote
Might as well be asking us who wipes your ass? I know I could make a couple guesses but I have a feeling all my guesses would be wrong for some reason
Edit: I can see this was taken personally by more than just OP haha
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iv3xm3t wrote
Hey, just read this, calm down, and have a wonderful day
CoughEKing t1_iv68piw wrote
Oh my God thank you, that's so beautiful you must be an awesome person
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_ivfpx3j wrote
Thanks!
exclaim_bot t1_ivfpygi wrote
>Thanks!
You're welcome!
send_me_your_dog_yo OP t1_iw6f89r wrote
Good bot
notnotpegbundy t1_iv1mman wrote
Rent money from the mouse that lives in your cupboard.