Submitted by Goats_vs_Aliens t3_yb4fo1 in springfieldMO
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tc65681 t1_itels27 wrote
but it's whether proof!
Why_T t1_itg9yhi wrote
They had to put that because it’s definitely no weather proof.
Numerous-Mix-9775 t1_itennxi wrote
If this were FB someone would have already tagged it with the group “graphic design is my passion.”
Marqueso-burrito t1_itesau4 wrote
I could make that in 4 hours for 15 bucks
gaelicmuse t1_itg490s wrote
My kid could do it for less time and $0. Already has all the crayons and markers and I’ll help him with the torch. Safety first.
TriggyDiggy15 t1_iteyalm wrote
That sign is shit lol
mattmaddux t1_itf5sva wrote
All else being equal, $500 for a quality handmade sign is not unreasonable.
But this thing is truly ugly.
mr_heathcliffe t1_itg0xvg wrote
Sure, MAYBE if it was like carved or laser etched or something that actually required a craftsmans tools or techniques. But this is just stencils on a piece of wood. Even if it wasn't butt ugly, stencil lettering on wood should never warrant that price.
FedexJames t1_itf1skj wrote
That sign hurts my brain in soooo many ways
my_monkeys_fly t1_itfvw6g wrote
That was $500? Lord I could have done better in 30 minutes myself
TheFlyingMoth t1_iten6vo wrote
Does it glow in the dark?
sourdoughbreadlover t1_iterbr2 wrote
Ah good old Springfield.
OTwhattheF t1_itgt60w wrote
YOU CHOOSE WHAT COLOR OF HOOKS THAT WILL COME WITH sIGN
Arc-ansas t1_itgrtnj wrote
Ugly AF. They have no understanding of design basics like composition, color theory, figure ground relationship.
jgj570s t1_iteq06e wrote
Ha!!!!!
ho1doncaulfield t1_ithnuqt wrote
I think the most embarrassing part about this is them hiding behind being a “local business” as if that gets them points outside of heartstring tugging. It doesn’t look informed by any sort of design metric and in fact looks completely half-assed. It’s embarrassing to people who do real, useful work in and around the Ozarks.
Meow_meow417 t1_itgmn3t wrote
You can barely even read the sign
KLR650Tagg t1_itgovrr wrote
Wow. Ive made many signs, and this is very low effort. Maybe 10 bucks.
sp00ksh0wbarbie t1_iti1bka wrote
This has to be a joke right
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frankenbeansssss t1_iteu86p wrote
Yeah, no.
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Citizenchimp t1_itf4ykf wrote
Uhhhhhhh…
Tess_Mac t1_itf6x65 wrote
No, just no
MyKungFuIsBest_2020 t1_itgpd1g wrote
That looks like garbage, some people need to get better at wood working before trying to sell their crap.
TV_MAGIC t1_itgv8rw wrote
I love the that it starts with a disclaimer about the price. It's nott worthless, but it ain't no $500
Ricks_Cafe t1_ithbek6 wrote
500 is crazy!
chstrumpetdude t1_itihk6q wrote
This belongs on r/diwhy
Punnchy t1_itewylj wrote
How is it illegal?
XzallionTheRed t1_itfhsxp wrote
Illegible, not illegal.
As in unable to be read or understood.
Punnchy t1_ith4hu2 wrote
No one got the joke.
Anomander-Raake t1_iteyonr wrote
XD
CNC_MarineVet t1_itf1s4e wrote
I must be missing something...killing trees is environmentally friendly now? Tree huggers would be ashamed of you!
Also, wtf, my 5 year old could make a better sign 🤦♂️
mattmaddux t1_itf5pe9 wrote
I mean, in general wood is far more renewable than plastics, yes.
SoftcoreFrogPorn t1_itelf4p wrote
/r/delusionalartists material