Too dry to fart outside right now

Submitted by T8RTheSalad t3_ya573p in springfieldMO

Saw a brush fire going north on 160 today towards Springfield around 2:00. There's a red flag warning due to things being so dangerous for fire conditions. Be careful out there and do your part to be safe. The grass is dry and crunchy along with all the dry leaves falling from trees. Lots of fuel around that could lead to big problems.

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OmniFella t1_it9tscm wrote

I saw a mobile marquee sign set up on the side of I-44 between Spfld & Joplin the other day that said "Dangerously Dry. Keep your cigarettes in your car." A handful of miles later I noticed a huge burn patch in the median.

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Low_Tourist t1_it9ergn wrote

I got a smoke warning and notice that there were evacuations, and I thought that was crazy. But, the report didn't say where, so thanks for the update1

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vainamo- t1_it9vr5q wrote

How long has it been since we got an actual day of rain? Feels like 6 months or more.

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Low_Tourist t1_itaanbu wrote

Didn't it rain last weekend? It was overnight, and might have been the weekend before?

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Always_0421 t1_itassyz wrote

It rained...but not enough to even settle all the dust in my yard

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vainamo- t1_itaf7co wrote

I wasn't actually here last weekend so it could have. But my house on the north side has been dry forever, barring a few light sprinklings about once a month. The ground has cracks in it.

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Always_0421 t1_itasqu3 wrote

Tried driving some steel electric fence posts the other day ..bent probably 1 of 4 beyond repair.

Ground is hard as a rock and drier.than I remember October having been before.

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ErisEpicene t1_itarymb wrote

I still, once every year or so, see a red flag warning and wonder where the fuck the waves are dangerous in Missouri. Growing up on the gulf coast it was sodden two thirds to three quarters of the year, but we got daily beach safety updates!

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zeleniysalat t1_itbvi39 wrote

My fart came out in a mist that’s how cold it is

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