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jgj570s t1_iszkazj wrote

Springfield sucks. Not for the reasons you might think… The traffic is a bit of a drag, but man… These fucking people. So gullible. They believe in a sky daddy and a gold daddy.

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Rich-Paint8194 t1_it13wcq wrote

Teach me how to find underground emo concerts that are free to get into 😦

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Cloud_Disconnected t1_it2jgv4 wrote

At the full moon, place an Item of Great Significance such as your favorite beanie from middle school in the center of a pentagram while playing The Black Parade backwards, on repeat. If the ritual is successful The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus will appear and present you with a pack of American Spirits and a map to the show.

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Trixxxxxi t1_itl92ar wrote

If some piece of shit asshole dumped a couch in the middle of the street who do I call to have it removed?

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