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nickcash t1_jdd3cak wrote

necromancy requires a license, according to Springfield city code. I'm 100% serious

https://library.municode.com/mo/springfield/codes/code_of_ordinances?nodeId=PTIICO_CH78OFMIPR_ARTIINGE_S78-3FO

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LeeOblivious t1_jddax9y wrote

But only if you use it for fortunetelling and not for raising a zombie hoard to bring destruction on all those who you have perceived to have slighted you. Skeletons and flesh golems are also available. But, using corpses, body parts, and other such things violates other laws. gif

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plated_lead t1_jdex12l wrote

Holy fuck… you have no idea how badly I want to apply for a necromancy license

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mrsdex1 t1_jde32sc wrote

The megachurch sits in Christian County.

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nickcash t1_jde7r76 wrote

which as we all know, is a lawless place, overrun with necromancers

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VaderTower t1_jdgj0xz wrote

G'dam necromancers keep tearing down my chitty wall!

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