Submitted by Ten-4RubberDucky t3_120ubty in springfieldMO
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dangtuvhnt t1_jdj15gi wrote
‟We’d like to welcome your species to Starfleet”
MacAttack2015 t1_jdj2esf wrote
I prayed to God and now I am a thumb-thumb.
lydia_videll t1_jdj2nrs wrote
I was wondering why my shoes were tight today.
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj2pf5 wrote
Looks like you're all thumbs.
FaintlyInherit97 t1_jdj2q4v wrote
I would do everything with my feet at that point
randomname10131013 t1_jdj3e74 wrote
Sooner or later, their entire congregation is going to be able to walk on water.
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj3ouq wrote
You should set up trail cameras so we can have proof next time.
randomname10131013 t1_jdj3wy4 wrote
I agree… We have the technology.
neocarl6188 t1_jdj4igz wrote
Would this type of thing be a foot fetishists's dream or nightmare?
strangemud t1_jdj56n3 wrote
Content we love to see
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Apathetic_Optimist t1_jdj8cw1 wrote
There aren’t enough words in any language to describe how much I hate this with every fiber of my being
Marlwolf_legends t1_jdjcngg wrote
You think it works with other appendages? I want to unronically say, "I'm all ears"
Bits_NPCs t1_jdjifyk wrote
ToetoetoeToetally duuuuude. Party like a rock star.
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjimyq wrote
I'm getting downvoted by JRC members that frequent this sub. Quick, someone tell them they're in a cult!
yourmomisglutenfree t1_jdjj591 wrote
The lord giveth, and he kept on giving didn't he!
Olliethedragon45 t1_jdjl8wn wrote
R/Springfieldtoes
NotBatman81 t1_jdjlx4q wrote
You're ankles deep in Jesus Culture my webbed friend.
Benway23 t1_jdjnyjj wrote
How much of a tithe for a new liver?
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjo7fn wrote
25% yearly toward the "The Rapture Coaster" construction fund.
Benway23 t1_jdjoc3z wrote
Those bastards, I'm in...
Spastic_pinkie t1_jdjohdo wrote
This must be the person Crocs were made for. (Crocs are still a very comfy shoe)
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjojoy wrote
>You're ankles deep in Jesus Culture my webbed friend.
Ankles deep in holy water? JRC have a sewage back up going on that's covering Highway 65?
cajunheaven t1_jdjqber wrote
Head or toes you won.
Vulture_Ocoee t1_jdjt2zo wrote
I just called James River and told them I grew an extra toe on each foot… the secretary literally took my message and said the “pastor” would call me back soon.
Sk8ordie79 t1_jdjv7rm wrote
I'm trying to dig it, but it's gonna stay in the nightmare folder... for now.
Z00tNT00tN t1_jdk2t0p wrote
Me thinks doth pray too much my friend
digitalhawkeye t1_jdk5jgc wrote
Huge cult energy, holy fuck I moved here and they are just... 😬
gnomehome87 t1_jdk7u7h wrote
Commandment #11: Thy feete shalle be fractale.
cammykol t1_jdk81mt wrote
Cool_Tension_4819 t1_jdk8lho wrote
I really hope that's ai generated.
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KingHalfrican86 t1_jdknslo wrote
“Star-Feet”
Gingersnap5322 t1_jdkrbut wrote
Prase jebus
DjValence t1_jdl3ftq wrote
A Hemingway human!
Citizenchimp t1_jdl4d3h wrote
You had AI try to recreate a picture of your foot?
3gnome t1_jdld8ai wrote
Toepocolypse at JRA
ItsSirTone t1_jdlj4xf wrote
I need context. What did I miss while at work?
Big-Row-7895 t1_jdm7s73 wrote
Leave them alone and they will leave you alone…
Mizzoutiger79 t1_jdmaisj wrote
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdmapdw wrote
That was the goal!
shavedcow t1_jdmdscd wrote
I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Green has heard about the miracle yet with her funky ass feet..
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdmegvz wrote
I’ve never looked at her feet, so I wouldn’t know, but… man, CHECK OUT ALL MY TOES!!!
shavedcow t1_jdmey4h wrote
You are very blessed! What are you gonna do now with them? Maybe hike across the country bare foot spreading the his word?
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdmhhae wrote
That’s a good idea! First though, ima get a muffin and some coffee.
shavedcow t1_jdmmkqk wrote
Hey can you put in a good word to God for me? I've always wished my schlong was bigger and I've been really good lately
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdmrmhh wrote
You might try wading in the water. Be careful you don’t catch a charge from OPD for indecent exposure though.
Bobcatz7798 t1_jdns38d wrote
Moved to kc and found out my church is "sponsored" by jrc. Dang it
netoguy t1_jdpkmqf wrote
Electrical-Ad-9943 t1_jdu3t67 wrote
i went there one time and they locked the doors and said we couldnt leave
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Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdvcnbs wrote
That's called Syphillus. The "growth" was just swelling. Getchya some cream.
Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj10dg wrote
I was just driving by "Six Flags Over Jesus" and, suddenly, felt a warm sensation in my shoe.