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Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdj10dg wrote

I was just driving by "Six Flags Over Jesus" and, suddenly, felt a warm sensation in my shoe.

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dangtuvhnt t1_jdj15gi wrote

‟We’d like to welcome your species to Starfleet”

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randomname10131013 t1_jdj3e74 wrote

Sooner or later, their entire congregation is going to be able to walk on water.

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neocarl6188 t1_jdj4igz wrote

Would this type of thing be a foot fetishists's dream or nightmare?

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Apathetic_Optimist t1_jdj8cw1 wrote

There aren’t enough words in any language to describe how much I hate this with every fiber of my being

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Marlwolf_legends t1_jdjcngg wrote

You think it works with other appendages? I want to unronically say, "I'm all ears"

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Bits_NPCs t1_jdjifyk wrote

ToetoetoeToetally duuuuude. Party like a rock star.

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Ten-4RubberDucky OP t1_jdjimyq wrote

I'm getting downvoted by JRC members that frequent this sub. Quick, someone tell them they're in a cult!

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Benway23 t1_jdjnyjj wrote

How much of a tithe for a new liver?

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Spastic_pinkie t1_jdjohdo wrote

This must be the person Crocs were made for. (Crocs are still a very comfy shoe)

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Vulture_Ocoee t1_jdjt2zo wrote

I just called James River and told them I grew an extra toe on each foot… the secretary literally took my message and said the “pastor” would call me back soon.

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Z00tNT00tN t1_jdk2t0p wrote

Me thinks doth pray too much my friend

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gnomehome87 t1_jdk7u7h wrote

Commandment #11: Thy feete shalle be fractale.

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Citizenchimp t1_jdl4d3h wrote

You had AI try to recreate a picture of your foot?

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ItsSirTone t1_jdlj4xf wrote

I need context. What did I miss while at work?

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Big-Row-7895 t1_jdm7s73 wrote

Leave them alone and they will leave you alone…

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shavedcow t1_jdmdscd wrote

I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Green has heard about the miracle yet with her funky ass feet..

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Bobcatz7798 t1_jdns38d wrote

Moved to kc and found out my church is "sponsored" by jrc. Dang it

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