Submitted by ActionFalcon t3_11n1q6i in springfieldMO
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jaydub1001 t1_jbl2pie wrote
People would think we're nuts.
allengator86 t1_jbl6isr wrote
Maybe the team can be called "The Physicians, Surgeons, and Lawyers"
Engineer443 t1_jbl3z70 wrote
I nominate “Greene Kearneys” and the mascot is a literal carney man. Every game have a costume contest from the crowd.
smokeshow91 t1_jbl8mds wrote
Queen City Cobras or Springfield 66ers. Utilize the color scheme of the new city flag.
jjmcgil t1_jblbpp4 wrote
I got season tickets and voted Cobras, and I'm trying to get everyone to vote Cobras too!
Young_Reezy415 t1_jblq1yo wrote
Why? Theres no cobras in springfield
jjmcgil t1_jblqo1c wrote
Lookup the Springfield Cobra Scare. It's a classic bit of Americana from right here.
ybanalyst t1_jbm70f0 wrote
Well, not anymore.
nickcash t1_jbp5t0x wrote
In 1953 a dude got mad about his pet fish dying, and released a crate of cobras into the town. As one does. The entire town then proceeded to lose their shit and organize armed cobra hunting parties. And because it was the 50s and everyone was old-timey racist, they also hired an Indian snake charmer to drive around playing snake charming music.
Anyway they ended up beating all the cobras to death with garden hoes.
This sounds made up but I promise you it's entirely true.
VaderTower t1_jbmfr6s wrote
Sounds like we solved the problem!
[deleted] t1_jbntzmu wrote
You're welcome.
ho1doncaulfield t1_jbpyp23 wrote
Say it. Swirl it around on your tongue a little. Do you taste it? That’s the alliteration working 😉👌🏻
xPeachesV t1_jbm1lvv wrote
The Springfield Bradshaws
noollaBdeR t1_jbo1a2l wrote
😂
BetterMakeAnAccount t1_jbl3sr8 wrote
The Cobras!!!
TurtleSoup58 t1_jbl7opu wrote
Cannot wait for the Missouri Meth Munchers to take the field
jjmcgil t1_jblbtku wrote
Everyone vote Cobras please! It's a great name, a cool mascot, and a fun bit of history.
BiggestBaddestWolve t1_jblz03b wrote
Call the arena The House of Sachs
snorlaxatives_69 t1_jbl3nck wrote
LETS GOOOOO!!!! Would love to somehow be interested in coming up with mascot/name/colors
No-Boat-4196 t1_jbms6k9 wrote
Cobras!!!🐍🐍🐍
GSPilot t1_jbl24gd wrote
“Awarded” makes it sound free, lol.
jaydub1001 t1_jbld77u wrote
Awarded has several connotations. One can be awarded a contract if there are several bidders, for example. They weren't given something for free if it's earned. Medals given to servicemembers are awards and none are given for free.
GSPilot t1_jbli0cq wrote
There’s also The Razzies.
Many connotations indeed.
Guardias t1_jblgd5k wrote
Yay! More public funds diverted to asinine bullshit!
GSPilot t1_jbliq2j wrote
There always seems to be a lot of socializing of the costs and privatizing of the profits when sports facilities get built.
I’m sure this one will be different, though…
Hopefully it’s a net gain for the area.
Blue165 t1_jbny0k0 wrote
>Hopefully it’s a net gain for the area.
It never is.
pdoxr9 t1_jbl6t53 wrote
I’m moving to Springfield soon. This brings me so much joy
clapton1970 t1_jbmkfp3 wrote
I just moved from Springfield and lived 10 minutes north of where the stadium is going…
pdoxr9 t1_jbmmner wrote
Season ticket homies
jttIII t1_jblq6er wrote
Where ya moving from and why are you moving may I ask?
indiefab t1_jbkyhrx wrote
They’re taking nominations for the team name. I vote for The Cashew Crushers.