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[deleted] OP t1_j841cn7 wrote

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Kosherporkchops t1_j84397n wrote

There were a shit ton of sheriffs running around Ozark last night. Probably just going to overdose call after overdose call. Internet has been spotty too on account of everybody streaming episodes of sponge bob. Sad really, nobody heeded the warnings now we have this apocalyptic hellscape

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[deleted] OP t1_j843gqe wrote

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Kosherporkchops t1_j845149 wrote

Stingy bastards at Reddit getting rid of the free awards.

It’s fine, I’ll probably be dead after sundown when the hoards of cannabis induced madmen come rampaging through the streets looking for their nightly kills (that’s where the term cannibalism comes from don’t you know) unless of course some brave sheriff steps up to save us all

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[deleted] OP t1_j84fi2w wrote

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Kosherporkchops t1_j85574m wrote

Admittedly I’ve only seen one episode of sponge bob, he was chasing his pet snail around trying to get him in the bathtub for a bath, I was just thinking to myself “Why does he have to get in the bathtub? You’re underwater. Just grab some soap and shake him around a bit”

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pjcanfield8 t1_j875j4r wrote

Also each character represents the 7 deadly sins

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notnotpegbundy t1_j84jv14 wrote

Man. I wish stoned me loved SpongeBob as much as other people.

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