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Toilet__philosopher t1_ix25fqv wrote

Reply to comment by Brian_Lefebvre in 'Crass' and an 'insult'. FIFA president criticized for speech on Qatar's human rights ahead of World Cup by ladyem8

If someone puts a hand on you and it doesn’t immediately slip off, you won’t be granted a seat at the council, if a piece of toilet paper touches you and doesn’t streak brown with feces, you won’t be granted a seat at the council. If you, given the opportunity, hold the door open for a stranger, in any situation, you won’t be given a seat at the council. If you’ve ever said the words “I love you”, without some sort of ulterior motive, you won’t be given a seat at the council.

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