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Brian_Lefebvre t1_ix1n4sl wrote

Reply to comment by kddemer in 'Crass' and an 'insult'. FIFA president criticized for speech on Qatar's human rights ahead of World Cup by ladyem8

How does one become a FIFA council-member anyway? Is there some way to prove how big of an unethical, slimy, sleazy asshole you are?

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Toilet__philosopher t1_ix25fqv wrote

If someone puts a hand on you and it doesn’t immediately slip off, you won’t be granted a seat at the council, if a piece of toilet paper touches you and doesn’t streak brown with feces, you won’t be granted a seat at the council. If you, given the opportunity, hold the door open for a stranger, in any situation, you won’t be given a seat at the council. If you’ve ever said the words “I love you”, without some sort of ulterior motive, you won’t be given a seat at the council.

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