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kddemer t1_ix08iqg wrote

This guy is way out of touch! I couldn’t believe my ears when I was listening to this douche!

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Brian_Lefebvre t1_ix1n4sl wrote

How does one become a FIFA council-member anyway? Is there some way to prove how big of an unethical, slimy, sleazy asshole you are?

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Toilet__philosopher t1_ix25fqv wrote

If someone puts a hand on you and it doesn’t immediately slip off, you won’t be granted a seat at the council, if a piece of toilet paper touches you and doesn’t streak brown with feces, you won’t be granted a seat at the council. If you, given the opportunity, hold the door open for a stranger, in any situation, you won’t be given a seat at the council. If you’ve ever said the words “I love you”, without some sort of ulterior motive, you won’t be given a seat at the council.

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Love_God551 t1_ix1rbej wrote

He’s a cone head he’s not used to our planet yet

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