Submitted by paloaltissimo t3_ytg1r0 in sports
CA_Orange t1_iw4bkhd wrote
Reply to comment by MissorNoob in Italy make history with first ever win against Australia by paloaltissimo
Almost seems like no one has ever won against Australia...at anything.
MissorNoob t1_iw4bq3w wrote
It's all that Australium, they're a superhuman nation
neutrino71 t1_iw4ufze wrote
We eat spiders for breakfast, skip rope using venomous snakes and wrestle 5 metre saltwater crocodiles rather than pay for gym membership. Harden up, buttercup
Obodin t1_iw602o3 wrote
upvote for metres
MrSquishypoo t1_iw4dwfk wrote
As an Italian/Australian, can confirm.
I sweat pasta sauce and can crush beer cans with my sweat.
I am immortal.
/s
J_Shinguarto t1_iw4gkuo wrote
Shouldn't you be half immortal then?
PuTheDog t1_iw4raof wrote
His mortal half just beat his immortal half, thus becoming full immortal
MrSquishypoo t1_iw4ydod wrote
The real question is why it got downvoted. 😂
Forgot the /s I guess
J_Shinguarto t1_iw4yy9d wrote
Yeah even I upvoted.
MrSquishypoo t1_iw4z3ni wrote
They hate us cause they anus
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