Submitted by Genevieves_bitch t3_ym19ah in sports
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blood_kite t1_iv1s7iz wrote
That was my first thought, before I noticed this is r/sports.
jessybear2344 t1_iv2cg8l wrote
Same here!
kytheon t1_iv1ulem wrote
I also read this as a bribe article xD
_mdz t1_iv1zq2h wrote
And the asking price is wayyyy lower than you would think
potatthrowaway t1_iv3bb0y wrote
Two wads of pocket lint and a Burger King coupon?
Unlucky_Entrance_512 t1_iv46wkl wrote
What color is the lint?
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alexs001 t1_iv2dvhs wrote
Fortunately Canadian senators have minimal influence over the legislative process.
PineAppleisbad46 t1_iv330up wrote
Tbh the Canadian senate is extremely pointless why does it even exist at this point.
chum_slice t1_iv356ud wrote
Why indeed!? I just think it’s parties giving cushy jobs to friends total BS
PineAppleisbad46 t1_iv3g299 wrote
They made an illiterate hockey coach a senator once.
Lakersrock111 t1_iv33o3y wrote
Haha
sassyseconds t1_iv3czhp wrote
More for rent than sale.
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Orwells-Bastard-Son t1_iv1nlhg wrote
Ooooh. The Hockey team.
Lord_Silverkey t1_iv23b67 wrote
Well duh. The other kind of senators being for sale isn't news.
Dave5876 t1_iv3hhlp wrote
They go for pretty cheap too
bigcalvesarein t1_iv3rv68 wrote
Phenomenal response
Frodo_noooo t1_iv1e9ha wrote
Ryan Reynolds expressed interest in buying it yesterday and we got a new logo immediately
frankyj29 t1_iv1z6gn wrote
That would just be awesome
Y8ser t1_iv2l4uw wrote
It would be, not sure how that would work though. The team is valued at $650 million and his net worth is $150 million. He could be the head of a group of investors, but doesn't have the cash to buy the team on his own unless I'm missing something.
mywerkaccount t1_iv36tit wrote
He doesn't have that kind of cash. And although all this speculation came from a single emoji response to a twitter post it wouldn't surprise me if he'd be interested in a small share of ownership given his time in Ottawa.
houseofprimetofu t1_iv3wv33 wrote
Well he did just buy an entire English football team, so he has some money…
WakeUpMareeple t1_iv4co4f wrote
A club in the 5th division of English football is a bit cheaper than an NHL team.
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mjd1977 t1_iv31x95 wrote
Coming soon to FX, Welcome to Ottawa
skeleton_skunk t1_iv2q9x6 wrote
Open arms to Ottawa
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bandannick t1_iv1t8jl wrote
They should do what Green Bay did with the Packers, and let the citizens of Ottawa themselves buy the franchise.
whos_this_chucker t1_iv29mo2 wrote
Ontario teachers pension owned a few teams for awhile, including the leafs.
im_absouletly_wrong t1_iv2ts0l wrote
Excuse me what?!?
DEATHToboggan t1_iv2wxb5 wrote
Ontario teachers pension owned a few teams for awhile, including the leafs.
Thegreatinmar t1_iv2zj8k wrote
Que?
TheSaucyWelshman t1_iv31vbl wrote
La pensión de los profesores de Ontario fue propietaria de algunos equipos durante un tiempo, incluidos los leafs.
Thegreatinmar t1_iv32w88 wrote
Oh righto mate thanks.
Iaminyoursewer t1_iv3r2sl wrote
Right proper wankers those pension fund managers are mate
Thegreatinmar t1_iv4baib wrote
I do say I don’t know what you are referring to? *pinky in the air
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majesticmoron13 t1_iv1wmco wrote
How much money would everyone on r/sports need to put down so we could all become co-owners (hypothetically speaking)?
EDIT: I want 10 shares for around $400
cblguy82 t1_iv2bei3 wrote
I’m in. I’ll take 5 shares.
SulfurMDK t1_iv20n3u wrote
700 million
anaxcepheus32 t1_iv23frk wrote
So roughly $35 per user.
highline9 t1_iv2antk wrote
In
SoyMurcielago t1_iv2fprj wrote
Canadian or USA?
a_sexual_titty t1_iv2jtav wrote
USD.
anaxcepheus32 t1_iv32rgh wrote
$47CAD.
majesticmoron13 t1_iv2nb6r wrote
That seems doable actually on paper, besides all the logistics and hoops necessarily to make it happen
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Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me t1_iv23kgd wrote
About $39 each
Fooka03 t1_iv37n3f wrote
I can throw down a chunk. Does owning property in Ontario count for eligibility in this boondoggle? Does being a current pens fan disqualify me?
USBattleSteed t1_iv3ebg3 wrote
Im in, I'll do 20
Archelon_ischyros t1_iv3w1zv wrote
About $800 million USD
quiero-una-cerveca t1_iv5mvo3 wrote
The communally owned team. You could call them the commies and watch all your conservative friends’ heads explode in unison.
Wings-N-Beer t1_iv1ppfm wrote
Oooh, The Denver Bronco’s?!
SergeantThreat t1_iv1pw5h wrote
You just don’t understand hockey, Marge
picklesaredry t1_iv1uikd wrote
Who wants to start a gofund me and make a meme hockey team with me?
tech_equip t1_iv1q76o wrote
I thought this was a political post for a second.
FindTheRemnant t1_iv1u2lb wrote
The ones in Parliament are always for sale.
SoyMurcielago t1_iv2fmqw wrote
What about Funkadelic?
OneOfMyOldestFriends t1_iv1pckt wrote
I’ll wait until the Black Friday sale.
[deleted] t1_iv1l5ih wrote
I’ve got $3
Bennngeeee t1_iv1pya0 wrote
I got 5 on it
therealestyeti t1_iv2pdch wrote
Grab your 40 let's get keeeeeyed
DoctorDblYou t1_iv3gv97 wrote
roll a joint that's longer than your extension
ohheychris t1_iv3qtfv wrote
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE!! Imma buy them and move them to my hometown of Ottawa, IL. and not change a thing and play it off like a Mandela effect.
Redarrow762 t1_iv24173 wrote
Free shipping or no deal.
Jethroaway777 t1_iv25236 wrote
All of our senators in the usa are for sale. Nothing new down here.
SeaofBloodRedRoses t1_iv25mdi wrote
r/notthebeaverton
SmashedPumpkin30 t1_iv2hq4n wrote
In comes Ryan Reynolds...
TeamMountainLion t1_iv2n9kd wrote
Not me not knowing Melnyk died earlier this year. Went to Wikipedia to confirm and I saw this
HerezahTip t1_iv2er26 wrote
Don’t feel bad USA Senators are for sale as well.
runningdreams t1_iv2sv1n wrote
I thought this meant like politicians when I first saw the headline, and was thinking...typical
Jather4 t1_iv2yhmv wrote
I’ll give you $5
MaybeLaterMom t1_iv3nhnh wrote
That’s nothing, in the USA all of our senators and congressmen are for sale!
Heisenbergwhite917 t1_iv3y76t wrote
Let’s do a team swap for the Commanders
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SmellMyJeans t1_iv1vtik wrote
Oh, you mean the hockey team.
InternOwn2711 t1_iv1vtzu wrote
Move them to Binghamton!!
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FilthyStatist1991 t1_iv28vek wrote
cries in legal USA corporate lobbying
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ifurmothronlyknw t1_iv2ivkj wrote
First glanced I skipped over the word senators and was really confused
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Weissritters t1_iv2refp wrote
I’ll pay tree fiddy
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ContentReport8866 t1_iv2wuhv wrote
DeBrincat can't catch a break
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iko-01 t1_iv30lp3 wrote
come to brazil
air_flair t1_iv3246n wrote
What, they've been for sale forever, that's not news......OH you mean the hockey team....
D-2-The-Ave t1_iv33b66 wrote
I got $3.50
letmeloginalready t1_iv33x6n wrote
Damn, Ryan Reynolds must really have some pull eh?
mywerkaccount t1_iv3777l wrote
It's funny just yesterday I read that the team wouldnt even be ready to announce a sale for at least another month. Then all the Ryan Reynolds shit started and I'm just wondering if they are trying to cash in on all the publicity to pull in investors to purchase, not just Ryan but using that as a catalyst to drum up interest.
thecraigbert t1_iv350cl wrote
What’s the difference between Ottawa senators and US senators? Ones a hockey team.
dragosn1989 t1_iv39xeb wrote
Moving to Quebec City??
Islandgirl1444 t1_iv3av1z wrote
Ryan Reynolds will write you a cheque.
flavoredhappy t1_iv3bmie wrote
Aw darn, I wanted to buy a Canadian senator
mrgtiguy t1_iv3bt13 wrote
30 year old arena needs replacing? HAHAHAHA
orangutanoz t1_iv3d3lh wrote
Ryan Reynolds just got a semi.
whittlingcanbefatal t1_iv3d4vo wrote
Washington Senators are always for sale.
andthatsalright t1_iv3dx9x wrote
Where’s Jim Balsillie at
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Freedom convoy places bid 🧠💨
FightOnForUsc t1_iv3ej31 wrote
r/nottheonion
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SonofBeckett t1_iv3mrex wrote
Excited about the Houston Aeros 2024 season
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Oilersfan78 t1_iv3tb5c wrote
How much
WhatsPaulPlaying t1_iv3ym5s wrote
OK. $5, and they stay where they are.
Cronotyr t1_iv3yxw6 wrote
Best I can do is about tree fiddy.
thethunder92 t1_iv40f84 wrote
Shit I just bought a new mattress now I’ll have to save up for another few thousand years
Unlucky_Entrance_512 t1_iv46r9d wrote
Well it’s about time they caught up to the ones in Washington.
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jgold1975 t1_iv2brhf wrote
Seattle Senators
Cody645 t1_iv3zps1 wrote
They already have the Kraken. The Senators stay in Ottawa.
JR21K20 t1_iv2gj5f wrote
Just like the U.S senators!
highline9 t1_iv2ap45 wrote
Houston Texas!
Voljjin t1_iv2sqn4 wrote
They stated one of the conditions of the sale is that the team remains in Ottawa. Thank fuck.
jgold1975 t1_iv2bytf wrote
Lived there for 15 years and I know Tillman wants it but it’s not a hockey town.
highline9 t1_iv2gscl wrote
Well, it’s not THE HockeyTown (sorry, I had to, come from Detroit and live in Houston).
formerlyanonymous_ t1_iv2zo2o wrote
It used to be until the merger. Loved Aeros games until that devil Les Alexander priced them out of town. Still boycotting Rockets games even after the sale to Tillman.
SuperHairySeldon t1_iv37zco wrote
The NHL does not want to relocate teams anymore. That way they can sell new franchises at outrageous fees.
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elpajaroquemamais t1_iv2fg8l wrote
Government is corrupt. What are you gonna do?
retrograderevolution t1_iv1gk3b wrote
Pin drop
sick_worm t1_iv24cdm wrote
Sooooo... We'll have a team in Quebec City again
EhCanadianZebra t1_iv2a1u7 wrote
“Team says it will require new owners keep it in Ottawa”
Literally the first sentence of the article.
formerlyanonymous_ t1_iv2zf6v wrote
Lol, I clicked the link hoping Houston could poach them and was let down so fast.
sick_worm t1_iv2c5sh wrote
I obviously didn't read the article. My apologies good sir. In my defense, I could have been talking generally... Not about the Ottawa team
WartimeHotTot t1_iv18fy9 wrote
What a coincidence. U.S. senators are too!