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retro_rockets t1_jahulpl wrote

You’ll be able to find him in Cleveland after the Browns sign him

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smm89 t1_jailjdk wrote

The drag racing fits more with the raiders

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Sweatier_Scrotums t1_jak0p8a wrote

The fact that everyone makes this exact joke about the Browns whenever any football player gets in trouble for anything kinda feels to me like how people think that Catholicism is the only religion that protects sex predators. It really lets everyone else off the hook, despite the fact that they all have the same problem.

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SayNoToStim t1_jak481w wrote

Except both the Browns and the Catholic church have made managerial decisions that essentially protect sex offenders on a very prominent stage.

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Sweatier_Scrotums t1_jak5tgr wrote

Yeah but my point is that that's happened many times in the NFL before. Hell, for 17 years I watched us lose every year to a rapist QB, and our other rival's best player was a murderer.

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AFatz t1_jaowy0a wrote

People have made jokes about Big Ben for almost 2 decades.

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365wong t1_jalznvm wrote

Ben and DeSean aren’t in the same tier of predator. Also do you remember how awful it was when fans of those teams played what about and minimized the suffering of victims?

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tizzlenomics t1_jamobgs wrote

I thought he was talking about Ray Lewis.

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365wong t1_janeb64 wrote

Yeah that’s the murderer, the rapist QB is Big Ben. He’s obviously a Browns fan so rivals being Ravens and Steelers make sense.

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changerofbits t1_jajikdj wrote

Arrest warrant? Browns gonna offer him the first 10 figure guaranteed contract in sports history. Read ‘em and weep, Messi!

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idjsonik t1_jaiwd08 wrote

Damn dude the burn ward is down the hall on the 2nd right

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CaptainObvious t1_jai45pb wrote

Or on New England during his probation.

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Cichlidsaremyjam t1_jaihq2j wrote

As a Pats fan I have to say something. We don't sign paroles, we sign players and then they commit unspeakable acts.

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CoolHandRK1 t1_jaj6p7n wrote

"Tell me about this Hernendez kid." - Belicheck

"Well there have been a few indicents we had to cover ......" - Urban Meyer

"WAIT WAIT....stop right there I dont want to know." - Belicheck

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biscuitslayer77 t1_jaiydif wrote

Given the state of our D Line I would gladly welcome him.

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Sweatier_Scrotums t1_jak0fvd wrote

Same. Everyone already hates us so at this point, there's no reason to worry about our reputation. I want to win.

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Sweatier_Scrotums t1_jakipx0 wrote

Wishful thinking. I know everyone wants to declare the Deshaun Watson contract a failure already, but just because you want him to fail doesn't mean he will.

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smoothtrip t1_jakpjrb wrote

Imagine supporting a rapist because he throws a ball good lol

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Sweatier_Scrotums t1_jaku772 wrote

I don't have to imagine because I watched us lose to one against Pittsburgh for 17 years.

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