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demigodsgotdraft t1_j61nz10 wrote

Reply to comment by zero_clues in NASA's Annual Day of Remembrance today, Jan. 26, honors the astronauts who died during the Apollo 1 fire and the Challenger and Columbia space shuttle disasters. by clayt6

Who's gonna be the first one to be spaghettified by a black hole? That's one unenviable first.

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KTNH8807 t1_j61zkfh wrote

I bet over an extremely long time, all the matter that makes all of us up will be spaghettified eventually. So in a way, it’ll be all of us at the same time

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therestruth t1_j62hshy wrote

It seems you just said "over an extremely long time... eventually" is equal to "at the same time". I don't get how that makes any sense.

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pushpoploadstore t1_j62ic8u wrote

Everything everywhere all at once. Watch it. Take shrooms. Watch movie again. Rinse and repeat.

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therestruth t1_j62l6fe wrote

It's definitely near the top of my list. Thanks. I like to watch good movies like that tripping first and then sober but if you suggest sober first I'll do that.

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MasterYenSid t1_j64b4u7 wrote

Where do people get mushrooms and other fun things?? I can barely find melatonin. /mostly rhetorical

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KTNH8807 t1_j63nujo wrote

Probably should have said “In” instead of “over” . Once we die, our matter that makes us up will stay with the earth, then once the earth is absorbed by the sun in its red giant phase it will stay with the sun, then the sun sheds its outer layers in a planetary nebula and leaves a white dwarf. THEN over a very very very long time after that, all that matter will be absorbed by a black hole.

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therestruth t1_j64w4si wrote

Yup, that makes sense now. Thanks for taking the time to explain.

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jeweliegb t1_j637y87 wrote

Black holes will have all evaporated.

We'll all just be part of the grim universe that's left: silent, cold, dark, empty (except for the occasional rather surprised Boltmann's heads), for eternity...

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Confident_Emphasis20 t1_j63ceee wrote

I've been spahghettified before but not by a black hole in space. Magic mushrooms and led zeppelin opened a wormhole in my basement. Robert Plant's voice weaved out of the speaker like a viper and settled on the floor. My silk robe gripped me tighter as I struggled to remove it. It fell ever so gently and slowly slid across the floor into the hole and I stretched inside along with it. I awoke in the ER with 6 men holding me down. Ankles. Sides. Arms. Pressed into the bed. I fought until I could not and then I cried as they injected my arm. I fell asleep again. I woke up on a dirt road and walked a mile in the dark home. I'm a traveler of both time and space.

In my time of dieing was the trigger

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ADarwinAward t1_j638ocy wrote

Unless we find a traversable wormhole near earth that leads near a black hole, there aren’t any close enough for someone to get sucked in. The closest black hole we know of is 1600 light years away.

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