I knew we shouldn't have come to this backwaterplanet and let you drink that "moonshine" or whatever they called it. No part of their moon is in it and it certainly doesn't shine.

We haven't been able to convince you that you AREN'T human. Even their so called "doctors" are fooled because they rely on machines to diagnosis problems, instead of their &@#$^^% @#$%0. They keep thinking you are human because it looks like that on their machines. They can;t see beyiond the !****#. I knew their language devices wouldn't pick those up.

Hah. These low tech "monkies" will never get off this rock at this rate.