HarryHacker42 t1_j25gew7 wrote
Reply to comment by _d3vnull_ in How likely is it that Betelgeuse will supernova? by tempejkl
Before it supernovas, Yellowstone will erupt and erase the least used 1/3rd of the USA. So think globally, die locally.
shawnwingsit t1_j25jw3p wrote
But the good news is that disaster will bring the world together. The world will come together and heal the world will enter a golden age. And dying to redeem everyone is so on-brand for us that It's perfect.
jrdubbleu t1_j25kupy wrote
Yeah, that's how it'll work. Just like a pandemic would bring us all together.
shawnwingsit t1_j25m7bz wrote
Don't confuse me with facts, buddy!
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john_parrott t1_j25kcnd wrote
Like a giant Saving Private Ryan!!
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HarryHacker42 t1_j26v5a7 wrote
Same as with climate change!
The only thing bringing this world together is continental drift. We're on our way back to Pangea, just very, very slowly.
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gladeye t1_j25nxv1 wrote
He man, I use that 1/3 of the USA.
HarryHacker42 t1_j26v04n wrote
A decision had to be made. Sorry, you didn't make the cut.
horsesizedpuppy t1_j25v61e wrote
Yellowstone may not ever erupt again if the Rockies move over the hotspot before it does. Or it may be millions of years until it is east of them.
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