Submitted by Shiny-Tie-126 t3_yri5s3 in space
BaleriontbdIV t1_ivulypl wrote
βIn all your travels, have you ever seen a star go supernova? ...
I have. I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there. I wanted to see it and be part of the moment. And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air. ...
I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!β
MooingAssassin t1_ivv2uom wrote
The only bad thing about my wife is that I haven't been able to get her into Battlestar Galactica
tenshii326 t1_ivw8ull wrote
Start small. Firefly maybe?
[deleted] t1_ivwvm0e wrote
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ChunkyFart t1_ivworn8 wrote
Are you ok?
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