Submitted by The_Weekend_Baker t3_yz9wlx in space
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King_Pecca t1_iwyyi7d wrote
Actually, it would only be related to cannibalism if the galaxy swallowed the same kind of galaxy.
Canaan_Jet t1_iwz3oi4 wrote
Oh nice, so I can keep eating chinese people?
King_Pecca t1_iwz59g9 wrote
Nope. They also belong to the human race.
DrPupipance t1_iwz5n48 wrote
If that’s not the name of a death metal band, then I don’t know what is
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King_Pecca t1_iwz5tir wrote
Makes me think... Eating people would definitely be a solution to overpopulation. Why is there no film or series about this topic? Soylent Green is not what I meant, btw.
Canaan_Jet t1_iwz7j8m wrote
And all galaxies are galaxies.
AustinBenji t1_iwz9akt wrote
Not what you meant, but surprisingly exactly what you described. I agree though, Soylent crossed with, like, Cannibal Holocaust and The Purge would be very watchable. Get Eli Roth on that and you can have my money.
[deleted] t1_iwzcg5u wrote
Lol, this is the most arbitrary thread I've seen this morning. I don't think science has yet determined whether cannibalism can apply to galaxies anyways.
phasepistol t1_iwzct9z wrote
Andromeda is approaching our galaxy, so we’re next on the menu
IridiumPony t1_iwzdkvp wrote
Pick up a copy of A Modest Proposal
douglesman t1_iwzdols wrote
Isn't the milky way bigger than andromeda? So we win! It's like an intergalactic game of agar.io.
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phasepistol t1_iwzedp1 wrote
It was long thought that Andromeda was bigger than the milky way. Recently, it has been found that both galaxies are about the same size. But knowing anything for sure is difficult.
King_Pecca t1_iwzfmmf wrote
Impressive thought that Andromeda habitats thus see our galaxy about the same size.
lightsdevil t1_iwzfwr4 wrote
I think we need to do better than Milkomeda or Milkdromeda for the merged name, but we have plenty of time to figure it out.
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MWoodley18 t1_iwzh6ld wrote
I’m gonna at least use that as a song title at some point hahaha
Few_Responsibility35 t1_iwzh89f wrote
Won't that means both galaxy will fuse ? What would it be called ? Androway or Milky Meda ?
Cecil_FF4 t1_iwzhu1i wrote
Our own galaxy has consumed many other galaxies during its evolution. This is not surprising that it happens in other larger galaxies. We can see remnants of ancient galactic cores, sometimes in retrograde orbits, a strong indicator of their capture by our galaxy; up to a quarter of globular clusters were accreted this way.
PutridGhoul t1_iwzicat wrote
I read threads like this and I think about how hard pressed I'd be to find a more profound waste of time; for the people having the conversation, for the people reading it, and the people responding to it. I hope we're all at work at least so we're getting paid.
TILTNSTACK t1_iwzidn8 wrote
It’s already had 2 meals. We will be number 3
Lastchimp t1_iwzidqv wrote
Well... 4 billions years to find something better.
But... When you see how quick we manage climate change...
We probably need to brainstorm this now.
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NairForceOne t1_iwziq6q wrote
Milky Way's back on the menu, boys!
Jon_o_Hollow t1_iwzjf6b wrote
The Andromeda Way or Milky Andromeda.
lightsdevil t1_iwzjxr5 wrote
I think naming it after one of Perseus and Andromeda's children would make sense.
JKastnerPhoto t1_iwzkpnk wrote
I'm sure by then, if we survive as a species, English and even Ancient Greek writing and nomenclature will be a long forgotten relic. There will be fragments of myths that recall long lost myths of this era.
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playfulmessenger t1_iwzp1aa wrote
By then we'll have met the Andromedans and know their cool mashup of two completely different terms for us both.
aironjedi t1_iwzpopj wrote
It approaches hungry and unwavering.
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Hungrymidget3 t1_iwzq5uq wrote
Now when I play agar.io this is all I'm going to think of
King_Pecca t1_iwzqpwt wrote
I wonder how they would call our galaxy
L-System t1_iwzrbr3 wrote
I don't think there'll be a climate to change at that point.
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Lastchimp t1_iwzwzgp wrote
i thought way too much about this...
from the myth... andromeda was some kind of princess.
milkyway.. the way of the milk.. "la voie lactée"
i think the merging of the 2 galaxy should be name... "breastmilk"
you're welcome
ExtrapolatedData t1_iwzxar2 wrote
Looks to me from your link that Andromeda is estimated to be about twice as large in diameter and with 2.5-10 times as many stars as the Milky Way.
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KitchenSandwich5499 t1_ix00yr5 wrote
Andromilk. Sort of sounds like milk from a man.
Cue meet the parents references
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gruey t1_ix03ihk wrote
Assuming during the collision we lose an E, it would be "The Damn Milky Roadway"
leonardo201818 t1_ix05a7t wrote
Climate change is inevitable. If humans weren’t here, the earth still would have gone through changes. Surely we have expedited the process, but would have happened regardless.
Hugh-Jassoul t1_ix06of5 wrote
Feeding event? What is this? Project Hail Mary?
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bookers555 t1_ix08vys wrote
Just call it Ultra Milky Way, fuck Andromeda, Milky Way number 1 😎😎😎
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Relevant-Pop-3771 t1_ix09yy5 wrote
Mounds. Or Snickers. Whatever works.
AWildDragon t1_ix0a64k wrote
Recent in astronomical timescales.
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GarglenutsBumblebutt t1_ix0ed5q wrote
So no one’s feeding, it’s more like they’re coming together to smash.
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JustAPerspective t1_ix0n398 wrote
The warrior who observed the dancers' grace yet saw only battle.
iowastatefan t1_ix0nldi wrote
IIRC, despite the number of stars involved, it is exceedingly unlikely that the collision between the two galaxies leads to a single collision between objects from the two galaxies.
Imaginary-Mongoose24 t1_ix0oo5q wrote
I mean technically nothing matters, so technically it’s just as important as the next thing. 🤷🏻♂️
infinitelolipop t1_ix0wtiw wrote
Ss so, our galaxy might not be our real ff fffather?
Taron221 t1_ix0xeg4 wrote
The answer you’re looking for is Milkomeda or Milkdromeda, which according to Wikipedia are the names that are sometimes used.
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Lichterin t1_ix13jy0 wrote
not explicitly because of overpopulation, but: Tender is the Flesh by Augustina Bazterrica
Arbazio t1_ix141kx wrote
"The Andromeda Way"... There now that's done; what's next?
Mellevalaconcha t1_ix16hht wrote
Earth is our mother, so who cares? xD
EnvironmentalCard838 t1_ix1722d wrote
Its a 50/50 we have same Mass, andro Got more smaller stars we have fewer but heavyer
paktsardines t1_ix17htn wrote
If jokes were allowed here, pretty sure they'd all be about OP's mom.
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King_Pecca t1_ix18b3w wrote
From Milky Way to Cream Road?
King_Pecca t1_ix18qjc wrote
Those Andromedans be like: "okay guys, we're now entering the Milky Way. Don't forget to brush your teeth"
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geebeem92 t1_ix1bz9h wrote
Andromedy Way?
MonkeyBred t1_ix1cwvy wrote
I have nipples B023-G078. Can you milk me?
Tairken t1_ix1d7jd wrote
Andromeda has always been a beast. We thought it was the victim saved by Perseus. Was Perseus tasty?
AnotherBrock t1_ix1equb wrote
Black holes are just extremely constipated
Gentleman_ToBed t1_ix1erfc wrote
Man You just sent me down a rabbit hole. What is this game!?? I don’t understand the % rule but it’s so goddamn addictive.
koebelin t1_ix1fwgr wrote
There are simulations showing they just get all tangled up and warped when the arms pass through each other.
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VinBarrKRO t1_ix1hz0t wrote
Your galactic father went out for space smokes.
But your step galactic father-Craig, is great!
Killaship t1_ix1j3q6 wrote
mommy earth uwu lmao Feel free to try and unread this sentence, it won't work.
Uncle_Ach t1_ix1jfxu wrote
Wait til I tell you about galactic genital warts.
fibchopkin t1_ix1l1gz wrote
Goodest boy confirmed! Also - that first pic! That’s the face my Laslo makes when he’s up to some sketchy stuff
Garuda4321 t1_ix1lmec wrote
It would works if you went to the Greek pantheon.
tracerhaha t1_ix1r8eu wrote
Not only that but the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies are on a collision course.
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leenpaws t1_ix2fa2m wrote
I think about bangin your mom…like all the time
drewbeardcore t1_ix2m68p wrote
Very Stoner Rock. I dig it
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AverageOpportunist t1_ix39wx1 wrote
Yeah, I mean there will always be some stuff - like "we started writing about 4 billion years ago", "internet was invented about 4 billion years ago" and "Our species closest ancestors evolved about 4 billion years ago".
JKastnerPhoto t1_ix3zilp wrote
Maybe. Maybe writing and the Internet will be reinvented several times over in the next 4 billion years.
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Killaship t1_ixauwed wrote
oh god
How does this work? Do you like, dig a hole, put some lube in there, and, yknow, or what?
I have so many questions, that, weirdly, I really want answered.
Killaship t1_ixav2wz wrote
Yeah, it's Gaia, right?
RULE 34 TIME YEAH
JcaJes t1_iwyurvc wrote
“Galactic cannibalism” is the most hardcore thing I’ve ever heard of.