Submitted by Dubioushonesty t3_y7n5d2 in space
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Mr_Bonez89 t1_isvg72u wrote
Thats actually been delayed to 2433 due to a wind advisory.
BallardRex t1_isvhof2 wrote
It’s almost inconceivable that species who originated on different worlds would be able to have anything we’d call sex.
sadetheruiner t1_isvhp52 wrote
We’re joking here right? I left my crystal ball in my other pants so I can’t confirm if aliens even exist let alone when/if a human is going to make a beast with two backs with one.
slutgenius t1_isvip41 wrote
^(I bet you smell like a wet blanket.)
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Dubioushonesty OP t1_isvks6j wrote
You have a significant lack of imagination and determination my friend.
Dubioushonesty OP t1_isvky6s wrote
Someone out there I bet there is an alien creature that looks and smells like a wet blanket.
And someday someone is going to have sex with that blanket.
twohedwlf t1_isvfxtw wrote
2432, About mid June depending on the availability of whiskey on the frontier colony and whether the aliens get horny or killy when they're drunk.