Submitted by GullyShotta t3_yer1kg in space
theta0123 t1_itzdcvu wrote
I hope i live old enough to see humans land on mars.. (31 y old now)
FeistmasterFlex t1_itzj9mw wrote
Take care of yourself and you will.
theta0123 t1_itzju0n wrote
Well i dont smoke, only drink alcohol on occasion, eat balanced and no drugs.
That being said.. *drinks his 5th cup of coffee
lezarian t1_itzl2k2 wrote
Only 95 more and you can slow time. Be the next Fry and live forever. haha
theta0123 t1_itzmdfa wrote
Oh god that reference is legendary. And im ginger wich makes it more relatable. But where am i gonna find a jug shaped like a whale?
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yoosernamesarehard t1_itzph0o wrote
Hopefully you never drive a car or are ever in a car ;)
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SlimyRedditor621 t1_itznv39 wrote
And if you make it to 100 then just recommend some bizarre genuinely unrelated thing as the trick to keeping you alive.
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TreehouseJesus t1_iu0sxcq wrote
We'll be there in the next 10 years. He could do the drug of his choice every weekend between now and then and still be alive to see it. But obviously don't do that
LeftistEddie t1_iu0exo4 wrote
Uh unfortunately without us collectively taking care of the planet and its health, none of us will live to see humans on Mars
FeistmasterFlex t1_iu0ichv wrote
If by "us collectively" you mean the massive corporations currently in charge of legislature, sure. But also, from what I hear, we're starting to beat climate change.
LeftistEddie t1_iu0u5de wrote
I would love some sources you could point me to about "starting to beat climate change" and by us collectively yes I mean forcing our government to crack down and work for us and the planet, but they wont and we wont force them because most people are still blind to the climate crisis, plastics crisis, waste crisis etc.
GUMBYtheOG t1_iu2xvw9 wrote
Hear that bus?! Can’t hit me unexpectedly if I take care of myself
FeistmasterFlex t1_iu40j1x wrote
Yes, this is actually a little known fact. By universal law bus drivers are obligated to avoid people who take care of themselves. If this law is broken, spacetime will warp to prevent the collision and the driver will be prosecuted accordingly.
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mauore11 t1_iu10lug wrote
It's always 10-15 yrs away...
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