CantThinkOfOneUs t1_j71lull wrote
Reply to comment by Most_Work_3313 in New satellite to police carbon dioxide emitters from space by AbbydonX
Because cooling towers look scary, great for my web article which is designed to be shared by people who don't read more than one sentence in!
draculamilktoast t1_j73av9k wrote
I have the perfect solution for such people and it is to write everything in a single extraordinarily long sentence that just doesn't stop when normally you might think some punctuation would make sense but it just keeps on going like the world is about to end in an instant because sometimes all you get is a single thought that contains so many ideas in it that splitting it into more than a single sentence or paragraph would feel unnatural but writing it all out in one giant single mental breath makes sense and as you do that your reader is bound to have a mental collapse of proportions that are enough to make them question reality in a way that ensures they either have to ignore what you say or accept it as their new reality and that is what happens with sentences that just never end as it feels you must be running out of air internally but you don't do that as the human brain is capable of incredible feats of self-deception if motivated properly
a_filing_cabinet t1_j73d5pn wrote
Wow. That is so much worse than a normal paragraph. Incredible effort, I am never reading that
AckbarTrapt t1_j74iby0 wrote
It was really quite hypnotic
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments