Unlike those mere meddlers in misophonia inducing dribble I have a fist around actual physics and the universal laws it describes therein. Ask me of the classical and I will speak of Euler and Lagrange, of the modern and I will speak with you in terms and diagrams Feynman. Ask me of the classical regime as we asymptomatically approach the speed of light and I will echo Einstein and Ricci. For in every vector, matrix and tensor therein speaks a compact notation that a thousand thousand new age hippies could not grasp.