Jail. Free food, Free room and board. Free friends because they have to hang out with me, no where to go haha.

A small crime, not a long sentence. So I'll see if there's UBI yet by the time I get out. If not, then I commit another small crime and wait a little longer.

UBI is inevitable eventually, unless we completely fail at the Ai Alignment problem. With exponential progress, robots making robots. There will eventually be billions of robots per person, that's more food and houses than any one could need. The entire earth will be converted into resources for us (houses, food, robots, server farms).

Currently the percentage of earth in human form is way less than one percent. All that extra matter, will be resources for us and the sun will power it.