I think that's a bit of an overreaction. It's less than a week after launch and probably only a couple of percent of people on the waitlist have been given access, if that. This is early in the period of feedback and adjustments. Don't write off LLMs just yet. A recent paper suggests they can be taught to use APIs.

(By the way - OP was just having some fun of course, but could have swept away the conversation and started fresh with the broom button.)